Tuesday, June 6, 2006

   My Critique for : Fullmetal Alchemist, Conquerers of Shambala
This movie gets 1-2 stars from me.

Reason:

(Low Points)
The beginning was knda irrelevant.What does Ed and Al fighting some whack dude wit Uranium have to do wit anything . . .?

And why do gypsies come into the story at all . . .? And a carnival . . .?

You'd think they'd show more Rose since she was at the end of the series..o.o


One of the most dissapointing, but necessary scenes is where Wrath gets bitten in half and is transmuted by Al to open the gate.

It's soooo sad T.T *crys*

Whats worse is that you have to see all the blood gushing out and his face contorted with so much pain. I understand that that was the only way, but Wrath didn't deserve to die like that!

And what is up with Gluttony in that form? How did he get that way?, cuz I don't remember him bieng that way in da series.

Also when Alphose Heidriech dies is also quite sad. I understand he was going to die anyways, but he didn't have to get shot! I suppose it put him out of his misery, but STILL!

And that crazy German lady was WHACK!!!!!

And Hohenheim dies . . .didn't like him much . . .or Envy for that matter, either.

And those suits of armor that Alwas beatin'the crap out of looked D U M B! The look like syrup pourers wit arms and legs!!!!

Why is Roy a police officer? AND WHY DOESN'T HE END UP WITH RIZA?!!!!! Well, he might have, but they could have least showed a meaningful moment beetween them . . .

THE ENDING WAS FRICKEN RETARDED!!! Wasn't the point of this movie for Ed to be reunited with Al and his loved ones? He'd probably be welcomed as a hero!

I thought for sure they would all be together on the side they were in in the series. He could have taken Noa there,too! Just like she wanted to.And they all could have lived with Winry and Pinako!
But NOOOOOOOO, Ed is a poopie head in dis movie. He practically ditches everbody he had known. YA HEAR ME?!!! DITCHED! I'd be pissed.

If I were Ed, I would have chosen that. Wht would he want to stay in our world? Our world sux! Alchemy rockS!!! Whay would he want to give alll that up? I definetly wouldn't!

*I AM SO MAD!! The whole point of Fullmetal Alchemist was ALCHEMY!

What the world would be like if there wasn't any technology like there is here; instead science would have developed alchemy!!!

And now there won't be anymore alchemy forever cuz the series is F-ing over!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!

(High Points)

You get to see all the original cast member again. Armstrong, Hughes, Roy, Riza, Sheska,Jean Havoc, Mjr. Fuery, Glacier,Pinako, Winry,and Alphose.

I'll admit, it is kinda cool seeing the polar opposites of the people on the other side of the Gate.

For example, King Bradley was a evil Humonculus on Ed's side of the Gate, but he is a a Jewish movie director on the other side! And Hughes is a Nazi with predjudice agaist gypsies. Glacier and Lyra are there,too. Also, you see Scar and Lust!

AND I get to see my SEXY Al when he is al grown up! He's sooooo cute, I just wanna oogle him! *glomps Al* It sux he lost his memory,too.

I also like the new character, Noa or Noah. (whichever way ya wanna spell it). She's really cool! I love her character design. And the fact she's phsychic is cool too.

Wrath is reunited with Izumi.YAy!

Well, at least Ed and Al are reunited again.

But I still say it sux . . .the ending left me VERY unsatisfied.
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