Saturday, January 6, 2007

   bored
hey pps im bored, my left ear is sore from the piercing, but at least i got this awesome gel 4 my hair. ^.^ soo ya
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Friday, December 29, 2006

   hehe
YAY! my mommy went 2 the air base in tampa and got me AFI decemberunderground!!!!!!!!! IM SOOO HAPPY!!!! *tears of joy* but 2morrow i gots 2 spend time wit my cuz >.< o god help me. oh well. good things die fast. HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!!!!!
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Friday, December 22, 2006

   they should have a smiley that cries.
life sux. technology sux. my computer broke down, windows wont open. T.T im ova my aunts in fl. ive been witout it 4 about a month. it really sux. that computer is like worth nuting.i want....no NEED 2 get a new one. i dont care how much it costs, it just needs 2 work.
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Sunday, December 10, 2006

   ZzZzZzZzZz
i booooooored and tiiiiiiiired *yawn* this is wat happens when im bored and csi doesnt wanna work on my computer *yawn* nighty night *falls asleep on keyboard* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Friday, December 8, 2006

   agony
wednesday at gym, we had to do this stupid exercise. we had to go to different stations and do these stupid exercises and one of the stations was sit-ups. now c i normally like sit-ups and exercising (depends on wat type tho) but these were so agonizing that im still in pain. it hurts to laugh, stand up straight and walk. REALLY bad. so ya. maybe i can convince my dad to get my weights.........^.^' sorry that was off topic.
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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

   hey
hey guys, i really really really REEEEEEEEALLY wanna ask out my crush. soooo i asked my friend, who might i add is like and expert in these situations, for advice and she said that i should become friends wit him first and that i should at least TALK to him, well WAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT?! THE WEATHER?! i even came up wit a senario about wat we would talk about (^.^ i know i am very bored): me: "hey, its rainging" him: *sarcasim to boot* "really? didnt notice." and then i would be made fun of. i talked to the good ol' mom (remind me 2 never do that again) and she didnt help and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i have aboslutely NOTHING to talk to him about. am i really that boring of a person? i mean come on, no one can be THIS boring.
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   MoRe JoKeS!
ok so its more like ONE joke but its looooooooooooong

Subject: Blonde joke
A plane is on its way to Montreal when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first-class section and sits down.
The flight attendant asks to see her ticket. She tells the blonde that her ticket is for economy class and that she will have to leave the first-class section
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant alerts the pilot and co-pilot of the situation.
The co-pilot tells the blonde that she will have to move back to economy class.
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Montreal, and I'm staying right here!"

The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman that won't listen to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak 'blonde'!"
He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," and moves back to her seat in the economy section.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asks him what he said make her move without any fuss.
The pilot smiled. "I told her first class isn't going to Montreal."

OH! and heres another:

why'd the blonde jump off the building? she wanted to see if maxi pads really had wings.
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Tuesday, December 5, 2006

   this is great!
me being me i hacked into my moms email account (im so great!) and found hilarious 'inappropriate' jokes:

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.
Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
The father replied. "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,
cause I still have mine."

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court
Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then
I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like
the looks of your wife at all."
"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good
with the kids."

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that
were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll
take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." Joe: "Really?" Moe: "Yeah.
Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."

A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm alright but I didn't like the four letter-word the doctor used in
surgery," he answered. "What did he say," asked the nurse. "OOPS!," he
replied.

While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of
bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had
even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.
"What do you think? " I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?"
"Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

i like the last one the best.
next time ill put more up
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Monday, December 4, 2006

story
ok ppl i give up...i got nutin...i havent been able to concentrate lately soo ya no story......
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Sunday, December 3, 2006

In The Hands Of Darkness REAL part 1
Kiera walked out the front door letting the autumn wind cool her off. Her first time killing someone and it hadnt been easy. Her aunt was showering her with love and attention, Kiera couldnt take it, when she went down for dinner she brought her pistol with her and aimed it at her aunt and b4 she had chance to say anything, Kiera pulled the trigger, the bullet piercing thro her aunts skull. At first she stayed standing for a bit, but then she collasped, splashing blood everywhere. Kiera was covered in it. but she didnt waste any time leaving, the neighbors wouldve heard the gunshot, so she left, without cleaning up and without changing. She sighed and walked, ignorning the stares people gave her. She walked and walked until she bumped into a very tall man. She smiled and hugged him as he hugged back. 'So he DID come. Just like he promised.'
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