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Friday, February 25, 2005


   I love these things! Got this one from DuoMaxWell2o6...THINGS NARUTO CHARACTERS WOULDN'T SAY...
Naruto: “Shut up, Sakura I don’t want to be Hokage today”
Naruto: "Ramen again?!?! Dont you have anything else to eat?!?!"

Sasuke: “I'm sorry Itachi I don’t feel like fighting today”
Sasuke:-looking in the mirror- "Okay, got to look good for my fan girls!"
Sasuke: "Sakura, i love you!"
Sasuke: "Hey...I am a pretty boy!"

Jiraiya: “Oh man not another naked chick.”
Jiraiya: “Do you guys think of anything besides women?”
Jiraiya: “Ahh the fourth was not anything special.”
Jiraiya: “That’s right I'm a virgin and proud of it.”
Jiraiya: “I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob.”
Jiraiya: “I love big butts and I can not lie.”

Ino: “ Who cares about looks.”
Ino: “Eww I hate purple.”
Ino: "Sakura you win, i suck.."

Itachi: “I’m so weak I wish I wasn’t such a woman.”
Itachi: “Violence isn’t necessary can’t we all just get along.”
Itachi: “I want my mommy….”
Itachi: "I've missed you bro..."

Shino: “Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?”
Shino: “Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don’t know were it has been.”
Shino: "EWWW! A BEETLE! KILL IT! KILL IT! (screams like a girl)

Tsunade: “I hate being young I wish I didn’t have this jutsu going.”
Tsunade: “Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying.”

Gai: “That’s it I'm shaven these ugly eyebrows.”

Choji: “I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet.”
Choji: “Oooooh no not another bite.”
Choji: “No thanks Shino I'm not hungry.”

Gaara: “I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it.”
Gaara: "Temari, Kankurou do you love me?"
Gaara: "I dont feel like killing anyone today.."
Gaara: "Do we have to fight? Why cant we like play house or something?"

Orochimaru: “Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute…..”
Orochimaru: "I hate snakes..they are so creepy!"

Kankurou: “Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

Hinata: “I love you Neji.”
Hinata: "Come here and kiss me, Naruto you nine tailed bastard!"

Neji: “I love you too Hinata.”
Neji: "Lee is so much stronger than me"

Shikamaru: “I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour.”
Shikamaru: “Ino I hate you, your such a bitch. Yet you’re so hot marry me?”
Shikamaru: "Clouds suck."
Shikamaru: "I feel like doing something productive, that takes a lot of effort!"

Kakashi: “I think I'm going to show up for training early today.”
Kakashi: “Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me.”
Kakashi: "Why am I reading this book? It's so nasty!"

Sakura: “Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto.”
Sakura: “Damn Sasuke you’re even uglier than I am.”
Sakura: “Damn Sasuke get a hair cut.”
Sakura: "Sasuke why are you so annoying? Why cant you be more like Naruto?!?!

Haku: “ I hate you Zabuza shove it.”
Haku: “Wow I make a pretty good looking girl… pass the lip stick please.”

The third: “This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii.”


haha, check out Duo's site, its all Shikamaru'd out!! ^_^

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