Thursday, April 14, 2005

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Your Brain is 46.67% Female, 53.33% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

35% Yankee

0% Dixie

0% Midwestern

0% Upper Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When...

You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other. When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB" You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images. You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP. You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about You ponder the meaning of existence without layers. You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad. You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!" You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur. You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters. You scream out fonts as they appear on TV. You have dreams in "glowing edges" You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Photoshop.

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You Know You're Addicted to LotR When...

You start quoting from the movie as part of regular conversation. You like to tell your mom that you are hungry by quoting: "Merry, I'm hungry." She used to just laugh, but now she says, "What would you like to eat, Pippin?" You continually ask your parents for second breakfast. All the staff at your local cinema knows you by your first name and even before you open your mouth to speak, they say "Ticket for 'Fellowship of The Ring?'" You hate Burger King food, butyou ate nothing else for a month to get the toys. You've crammed up your computer's memory by downloading every single screensaver from www.LordoftheRings.net You wander around the house in a knee length nightie, pyjama trousers and an unfastened dressing gown (to give you a train). You are trying to be an elf, and actually manage to forget that the nightie is blue with dolphins, the trousers have teddies on and the dressing gown is tartan. Your Lord of the Rings shirt has not yet met the washing machine. You don't have enough money to buy groceries for the next week before payday, yet you charge £50 on your credit card to get a three year charter membership in the official LOTR fan club. Who needs food anyway? You refer to parts of your town as parts of Middle-Earth. You wear hobbitish clothing as part of your normal wardrobe. You sometimes let your hair go curly after a wash, and then run around the house in bare feet yelling "I'm a hobbit!" You hate it when Elves are only thought of as 'Santa's little helpers' and have tried to explain the difference between Santa-elves and Syrian Elves to your 5-year old cousins. You speak in Quenya just to annoy your friends. You refer to regular elephants as oliphaunts. While buttering a piece of bread, you suddenly think of Bilbo (remember when he was talking to Gandalf about feeling tired) saying that he felt 'like butter spread over too much bread.' You renamed your car the Wraith-mobile. You have a replica of The One Ring. You are beginning to resemble a panda due to the fact that you've stayed up until 2 am reading and re-reading the great books. You actually managed to read the Silmarillion without being tempted to give up on this whole middle earth malarkey. You now have a lifetime fear of black horses! You haven't removed the soundtrack from your CD player since you bought it. You have sssudenly developed a hisssing lisssp every time you sssay the letter ssss. You have looked both on the net and in the phone book to see if archery and sword fighting lessions are offered in your area. You have begun calling your husband / wife / girlfriend/ boyfriend / animal or kid my precioussss. You happily traveled over an hour to the next town to see "it" because that theater has a better sound system than the one 5 minutes down the road. You have called every theatrical or specialty makeup company in town looking for pointy ear or hairy feet prosthetics. You've worn your plastic "one ring" that came on your Legolas bookmark so much the gold is completely worn off. You've begun drafting a letter to the Webster's dictionary people requesting that they include "Ringers" in their next edition. At Christmas time relatives find you chatting with the tree and sharing eggnog draughts Single ads with the description," short plump and big hairy feet" seem much more appealing. You know The LoTR history better then your family history. You have a mouse named Frodo, a bird named Gollum, and a dog named Gandalf. And that cat that keeps coming around to be petted is Legolas. You know Elvish better then English. Whenever something goes wrong, it's Sauron's fault. When you sing in the shower, it's always about Gil-Galad or hobbit walking songs... You know everything about Middle Earth geography, but you can't get someone from your house to the ice cream parlor. Now the nearest movie theater, that is a different story. You think the names of the 7 dwarves from Snow White are: Gimli, Gloin, Thorin, Gili, Nili, Ori, and Bambour. You have developed your own special Tolkien handwriting. "A firm, flowing script..." Words like "Yrch" make sense to you. You've become strangely obsessed with mushrooms. Whenever you close a door, you say "They have a cave troll!" When you come to a dead end you're still convinced that the road goes ever on and on. There's a sign on your door saying "Speak Friend and enter!" Whenever you get a chance, you burst into song. Preferably one that has more than 20 verses. You change your name by deed poll to a Tolkien character and seriously consider naming your children after LOTR characters. Every time you see birds in the sky you have the urge to say "Fly you fools!" When someone knocks on your door you grab them, pull them inside and ask "Are you frightend?... Not nearly frightend enough!" Your computer's screensaver is a marquee reading, "Ennyn Durin atan Moria: pedo mellon a mino" and the password is actually "mellon". You cannot see a beer without blurting out "It comes in pints? I'm getting one!" You just can't keep yourself from saying "nobody tosses a Dwarf" at inappropriate moments. A shadow and a threat is growing in your mind. You now referring to your friends as your 'Fellowship' and insist that you have epic adventures. You stand in the doorway and tell your cat that he 'Can not pass'. You wash your face in the sink and expect to see things that are, that have been or that will be. Your wedding band has started to weigh you down with it's evil powers. Spending $35 at the grocery store seems expensive but its Perfectly fine to spend $70 on the Hardcover LOTR book with Alan Lee Illustrations. You start keeping a LOTR Journal to write poems and inklings in. You face every difficult decision with the thought "now what would Gandalf advise me to do?" You know what Entmoot, Ent draught, or an Ent is for that matter You've gained 20 pounds because you've started eating a "Second Breakfast" A walking stick... you never leave home with out it. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Lord of the Rings.

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You Know You're Addicted to Anime When...

You call your dog Shinji. You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!" Your house has an anime room. You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy. You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles. Your walls are covered in wallscrolls and posters from your favorite series. If you use the term 'Kawaii' for describing everything. You try to convince your girlfriend that 'cat ears' and 'tail' really looks good on them. You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese... You spent hours looking through your library for a copy of "The Universe of Four Gods" You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite charcter. You wear a necklace and fall down everytime someone says sit boy. You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy). Your only dream is to attend Tokyo U with a girl you haven't seen in 15 years. You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha For valinetines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up your on japanese name for it If you get mad at you teacher and draw a picture of her as a anime demon cat You wtch Iron Chef constanly to pick up great recipes ( haven't done it but plan to ) You've bought a twenty dollar ring in the shaped of a dragon to show off at school. You always have your hair covering your left eye and always fliping it so you look like a anime character. You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news. You are worried because you don't have several desirable members of the opposite sex frantically trying to make you fall in love with them. You shave a cresent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat. You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede. To resolve a conflict, you insist in a duel. The employees at Gamestop know you, and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs. You've gotten angry at someone and placed two fingers on your forehead shouted the word "Makanekasopo!" (specail beam cannon or light of death) and then poked them in the eye. You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look" You map out points in Tokyo where the Dragons of Earth might attack You believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive. You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend. You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies. Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!" You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs. You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours. You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class. You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you dont speek Japanese... You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai. You try to read every book from right to left You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ), while visiting your favorite anime forum, while listening to Japanese webradio... You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san You say ITADAKIMASU!! before you eat your meals You think that locket your boyfriend gave you will turn you into a magical girl You'll risk grounding to get a good new fanfic. You constantly say "w00p" after almost every sentance. You insist on chopsticks for everyday use. Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books You stop listening to the radio because english makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language You call yourself "otaku." All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size. Random battles seem to erupt wherever you go. You take the time to write messages on your cigarettes, only to burn them right away. Your dreams are animated. You naru punch all the guys at school, and then wonder why they don't follow you around like keitaro follows naru. You hold your eyes really wide all day trying to make them stay big Duct tape is really funny to you and most of your threats involve taping people to walls. When you're washing dishes you yell out "SUPAH WAVE SMASHUH!" or any water attack. You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos. You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese. You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage. You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarressed. You start to speak with an odd accent. You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off. You know your favorite character's bloodtype. Knowing Sailor Moon helps you on an Astronomy test. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to anime.

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You Know You're Addicted to Dragonball Z When...

You can recite every word of the original Japanese DBZ episodes/movies by heart. You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You scream, beg, whine, plead for your parents to order the (expensive!!) Dragon Ball Z games for your Playstation, then when all else fails you threaten to do a Big Bang and blow up the planet. You're convinced the Dragon Balls DO exist, and you begin saving up your allowance to go on a quest to find them. You stand outside screaming "NIMBUS!!" at night (after all, you wouldn't want to embarass your parents by doing it during the day, would you?) You instantly pummel ANYONE who says Vegeta has a receeding hairline. You take a martial arts class and ask the instructor when Gregory andd Bubbles will be arriving, then pout and demand to speak to King Ki. You check every morining to see if you've sprouted a tail. You buy a plastic toy sword, strap it to your back, and tell anyone who asks that Tabion the Brave gave it to you, then look at them like they're crazy when they ask who that is. You freak out when you have chicken-pox / measels because you think that all that pink skin means you're turning into Frieza. You suddenly become a vegetarian and eat nothing but carrots, rice, and other vegetables. You secretly try to grow Senzu Beans and believe you are succeeding. You ended up in the hospital because you severely injured your muscles trying to do a Ginyu pose. You make yourself a perfect replica of Saiyan armour for Halloween.....then refuse to take it off. You've actually convinced your friends that you met the Dragon Ball Gang last night for drinks. You name your cat Karin, and nod wisely whenever it meows at you. You've almost popped a vein in your forehead trying to will yourself to fly. You learned to use a computer just so you could look at all those neat DBZ pictures. You then refer to your computer desk as you "Capsule Corp. Lab". You go outside at night, stare longingly at the stars, and sing; Someday My Princce Will Come. You know that Vegeta and all the other DBZ characters would find you supremely cool and want to hang out with you. You refuse you go near your freezer. You refer to your mom as Chichi (when she isn't within earshot). You're famous throughout your city for the time when you actually tried to stop a bank robbery with your Kamehameha (and maybe your actually succeeded!) You failed biology class because of your diagram of a Cell. Whenever there's a severe storm, you nod wisely and say, "Someone's calling the Dragon...." You can actually spout off a surprising number of phrases in Japanese. You've gotten up a five a.m. every morning just to watch the replay of the DBZ episode that was on yesterday....even though you already saw it ten times! During full moons you stand outside screaming until you pass out. Even if you're in high school and you're a girl, your parents still shop for your birthday and Christmas presents in the same aisle that they shop in for your little eight-year-old brother....the action figure aisle. You took home ec. class because you were determined to become a better cook than Chichi. You took sewing class to learn how to make a cuddly little Vegeta plush toy. You blast down anyone who insults your Saiyan pride. When you laugh, you say, "Kameha-ha-ha-ha!" You burst into tears when a character, ANY character dies, regardless of Dragon Ball Availability You almost drowned because you stood in the path of an approaching tidal wave, convinced that your Genki Dama summouned it to you You giggle hysterically when you're told to eat your vegetables. You begged, pleaded, bribed, and finally beat the crap out of your younger brother for his Burger King Piccolo DBZ toy, and you don't even LIKE Piccolo You lose sleep over wondering about Frieza's sexual orientation, possibly due to nightmares You *try* to wrap yourself around your computer, purring contentedly whenever a dbz related download finishes Your thumbs are sore, cracked, and bleeding but you finally managed to beat DB Ultimate Battle 22 without dying ONCE! You attacked the guy at the hardware store who looks like Nappa and almost gave him a concussion in your excitement to demand where Vegeta was You've gotten kicked out of church for standing up in the middle of a funeral and yelling "HEY!!! LET'S JUST GO GET THE DRAGON BALLS!!" You're convinced that Japan actually has a secret fourth DB series, and they just aren't sharing You're ALSO convinced that you hold the potential to create another DB series if only Toriyama would return your phone calls You went into shock when they introduced Frieza's family, then immediately began putting in calls to Jerry Springer about lipstick wearing midgets with english, uncaring giant fathers You're almost convinced yourself your toaster could POSSIBLY have been made by Dr Gero and therefore has android possibility Deathly sick and exhausted, you STILL managed to chase down, in the rain, after four hours the dog who ran off with your Kuririn action figure You spend hours making a power pole in your woodshop class You watch the weather channel for signs of nimbuses You believe it's possible to focus your ki into a deadly blast if you really wanted to, but are just too exhausted from all the "Powering Up And Customary Screaming" you've done that day You made little score cards to hold up during the fight scenes You try to fuse with your friends. You try to shoot your teacher with a Big Bang Attack. You jump off of buildings and try to fly. You eat rice every night...at a mad speed. You test your powers out on your little sister. You dress in red pants with an red shirt every day. You dye your hair yellow and claim your Super Saiyan. You scream at people you don't like and then try to blast them. You only answer to the DBZ name of your choice. You hate Dende. You spend hours try ing to use the "instant transmission" and only end up with two finger prints on your forehead. You strap a piece of colored glass over you left eye and laugh at everyone, telling them what pathetic power levels they have. You start wearing weighted clothing in order to increase you power level. You plan to name your son Gohan. You plan to name your daughter Pan. You throw fisbees at people and yell "distructo disc." You draw a "third" eye on your forehead. You shave your head and put six little dots on your forehead. You spike your hair and dye it yellow. You go to the zoo and yell insults at all the monkeys. When you have a problem you think "what would Goku (Gohan, Vegita...) do." You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Dragonball Z.

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