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Birthday
• 1989-08-11
Gender
• Female
Location
• Usa
Member Since
• 2004-02-07
Occupation
• student

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Anime Fan Since
• You actually expect me to remeber that!!???^.^;
Favorite Anime
• inuyasha,love hina,.hack sign,i my me strawberry eggs,roruni kenshin,teen titans, yu-gi-oh,dragonball/z/gt,fruitsbasket,fuushigi yuugi,lupin the 3rd,cowboy bebop,rave master,trigun,full moonwosagashite,hot gimmick,kill me kiss me,naruto,pokemon,x1999,etc.
Goals
• to watch & read every sinlgle anime ever made.and to own at least every single one!! ^.^,oh and # 2 is to become a sailor scout!!
Hobbies
• martial arts,drawing,dancing
Talents
• singing,drawing,martial arts

myOtaku.com: starfire001

Sunday, September 4, 2005

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Hello my friends,nothin really to report i did babysi last night however i didnt get home until about 2 something. anyways i did however read some really funny stories in a magazine and seeing as though i have nothing to write ill just post them on here k EnJoy!! ^.^

#1: a patient walks into a doctors office and says to the doctor he has problems sleeping at night. the doctor told him to walk 3 miles every day for a week and call him after that. a week later the patient called the doctor back and said he had done as the doctor told him, the doctor said "good and ho do you feel". the paitent said " i feel much better but now im 21 miles away from my home.

#2: there are 4 people riding on a airplane. the pilot, a computer technician, a boy scout and a priest. there are also only 3 parachautes.the plane had a mechanical problem and began to fall from the sky the pilot immediately grabbed the first parachaute and said "im the most important man on this plane i must go report the accident" and with that we waved and jumped out the plane. the computer tecnician grabbed the second parachaute and said "im the smartest man in the world and im currently working on a project that will benieft all people it would be a tragedy if i died" and with that he waved and jumped out the plane. the priest turned to the boy scout and said "son you take the last parachaute i am an old man and ive lived a good life, my heaqrt is right with the lord, you take the last parachaute." the boy said 'sir that is not necessary there are 2 parachautes left, you see the smartest man in the world just jumped out the plane with my backpack.

#3.a young boy was trying to turn over a tipped wheelbarrow when a friend came along and invited him to dinner the boy declined and said his father wouldnt like it. the friend kept on insisting the boy come over finally the boy accepted after they had eaten the boy said " thank you but i know dad wont be happy". his friend asked him where was his dad and the boy said " under the wheelbarrow."

#4: Jhon and tim both had two calves to look after. one day there grandfather came to vist and found jhon on the porch crying. his grand father asked him what was wrong and the boy replied
" i keep putting a bell on my cow to tell him apart from tim's but he keeps tearing it off on the fence". the grandfather asked " well which one is yours" and the boy replied " the black one."

#5: a man walks into a bar with both of his ears bandage and a friend comes up to him and asks what happend. the man said " i was ironing my clothes when the phone rang and i accidently answered the iron instead of the phone." his friend said "well that explains one ear what about the other"?. The man answered " They called back"

#6: At the funeral of a farmer the preacher was saying how the man was a kind and caring father, he was loving and gentle husband, and how the man was an honest and hardworking man. as the preacher continued to praise the mans virtues the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children "go up there and look in the coffin and see if thats your father"

Well thats all for now i hope it wasnt too much. well Gotta Go ,Love ya though!!! ^.^
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