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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Growl.
So, I just saw the Eragon movie...
*opens window* *sticks head out* *screams* I'M AS MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
*closes window**grabs a torch and pitchfork*
Thank you for taking one of my favorite books, ripping out its heart, pouring a mixture of salt and lemon juice on to its open, bleeding wounds, leaving it for the wolves. I have never been more DISGUSTED with a movie adaptation of a book in my entire life. And I thought the third Harry Potter was bad? Pssh. That's nothing compared to this.
At the risk of ripping off STWPT:
I want my money back, I should've just bought cardboard
Cuz it would be less expensive and just as flat
And you can fold it into a pretty sweet hat
Hey, evil director, can Eragon do anything like that?!
One time I was with Stefen Fangmeier and we were just crusin' through Carvahall, you know how it is, and I said, "Hey looks it's Carvahall" and as soon as he looked at it, Saphira exploded.
Why did you do it man?
Why did you ruin Eragon?!
You're like the meanest EVER!
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