Friday, October 17, 2003

Darn you!!!!


Hey howdy hey!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Mai fave day of the week. That means that tomorrows Saturday, which means no skew, which means, i gets ta go out tomorrow, mai mudder & I is gonna be out all day manana! Heheh, I like spendin time w/ mi familia. Yeah.


N.E.waiz, I was looking through my Microsoft Word files & found some quotes & shtuff I'd gathered over the years & I guess I'll share them w/ ya'll. Here's ja go!!!

Don't let your mind wander. It's too small to be let out on it's own.
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
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An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
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life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all th' time and have th' time of your life. - Me(Syaoran_2001)
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Your thoughts control more than you give them credit for. - Stygien
thoughts lead to thinking, thinking leads to ideas, ideas lead to headaches - Sushi
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Don't wonder, because it leads to complaining.
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If guys could get pregnant, then abortions would be legal, ethical, and federally funded.
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Everyone in the cheaper seats, clap your hands. Everyone in the higher seats, rattle your jewerly. ~ John Lennon
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My mind works like lightning, one flash and then it's gone.
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If you care to read this, then you are not blind.
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I believe in nothing, because nothing is something.
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Don't think because I'm mean to you that you're special. I'm a b**** to everyone.
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I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, when suddenly I thought to myself, Where the f*** did my roof go?!-A friend
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It takes 43 muscles to frown but only FOUR to pull a trigger! -Vix
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Hmm, if they call it tourist season, how come you aren't allowed to hunt them?-Someone
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I didn't say it was a wise plan, I didn't say it was a good plan... I said it was better than your plan. -Me (Seth)
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Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what to eat for dinner. -Fahrenheit
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The longer you keep your mouth shut, the happier I am. - Mateem
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Life is unfair, but life is unfair to everyone, therefore life is fair - Me
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I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. - Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.~Rita Mae Brown.
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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. ~George Gobol.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.~WC Fields.
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Not only is life a b****, it has puppies.
Adrienne Gusoff.
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.~Jeff Marder.
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If you can't say anything kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
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The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground.--Anon.
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If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. --Anon.
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Stay focused and get it done
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The fellow who does things that count, doesn't usually stop to count them. --Anon.
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Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!
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If you judge people, you have no time to love them
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Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle.~Plato
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It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
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Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic!
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste death but once.-William Shakespeare's Julias Ceaser
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The brave may not live forever, but the cautious never live at all.
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The only thing hotter than a hot guy, is a hott guy with a sword. (or arrows... like legolas... )
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Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway
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Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
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Bills travel through the mail twice the speed of checks.
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Three kinds of people: those who count and those who can't
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Time is the best teacher, unfortunately, it kills all it's students.
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Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
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If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
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Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
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Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. << ~**~**~**~**~**~
"I pride myself in craziness!"
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"I'd have a lot of friends...if they were real."
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Aaron oh Aaron, how can I freakin kill you?You have made many annoying songs, but what the hell can I do? *annoying music in backround*
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. (I couldn't agree more....REALLY.) ~**~**~**~**~**~
Children in backseats cause accidents.
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
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The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won’t eat broccoli.
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IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
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OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
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The following I found out are what people think of when they're bored. Most of these fall under the "bored-um=stupidity" category. & I did not make these up.


Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
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Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
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You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
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If you throw your pet cat out your car window would that be called CAT LITTER?
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If you choke a Smurf, What color would it turn?
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Corn oil is made from corn, olive oil comes from olives, so what is Baby Oil made of?
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
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He who hesitates is probably right.
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Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
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No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
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The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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Two wrongs are only the beginning.
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You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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WEll, I think that's enough for one day. ^.^ Oh yeah, & most of the first ones came from a CCS message board that I'm at. C'ya'll!! Bai!! Come on Tasuki. ^.^ *grabs hold of Tasuki's arm and walks off w/ him*

Lata daiz & lotsa luv:
Sammy&Tasuki

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