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• 1982-08-10
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• Irvine, CA
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• 2004-12-02
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• Head Dispatcher @ Consolidated Reprographics Laguna Shop
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• Bryan

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• I HAVE A FREAK'N HUGE ANIME COLLECTION GOING NOW :-)
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• befor I can remember, even went to japan in 6th grade to buy the real thing from the source.
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• R.O.D The TV (FLCL falls in a close second)
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• Travel all over the place (already have a great start), marry some1 that loves me and have a kid (or 2 if shes up for it), get a job as a computer programer, and stay in touch with the only friend i have left from when i was a small child.
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• Being too serious for my own good in the most retarded and playful way possible...if that makes any sence at all...
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• Gifted with programing though I always need alot of resources do to a short memory




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Saturday, December 4, 2004

That last post was pathetic...







WOW! Was that a sad post or what? Well atleast I can explain. First off no I didnt come even close to throwing up I just needed an excuse to stop typing and making an A$$ of myself (though thats always fun). Second the reason I was sooo drunk was that we took a guy along that was only 20 so we had to hit the bar fast and hard so he didnt wait outside that long (only the birthday boy cared the rest of us just wanted to drink). So I charged the bar and asked for a long island (fav mixed drink) well...I finished it beofr i could pay the guy so I had him make me 4 more since he had soo many other ppl to serve. Long story short it was either drink the 4 (really stiff) long islands in about 15 min or leave them there for some1 else, I always drink what I pay for as long as I can walk (well stumble really but walking makes me sound better ^^). So yea...I drnak them all and stole 2 shots from a buddy. U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!? Thats right from sober to hammered in 10 min and it didnt stop there. I was all ready drunk by the end of #3 (probally because I literaly pounded the first 2, not something u should do with a long island let alone 2). So by the end of #5 I was smashed (and effectivly flirting, rare form for me outside of a 1 on 1 conversation). Oh yeah did I mention the 4 pitcher of beer befor the bar?...yea thoese didnt help the situation either. Anyway I forgot to tell u the best parts (not about me so not the first thing on my mind). OK the short 1 first..ok kind perv of me cause I am to old to be saying this but alch is my excuse (if that counts). I saw the hottest little blond thing that had to be 15 years old top (way gross) but the only reason she was so hot is that yes..she was wearing underwear as pants (freaking hot). I'll leave it at that, use your imagination if u are way perv (fun huh..j/k..or am I?). Ok hears the reason we ended up at a bar in newport instead of chilling near home (i dont think i told u that we ended up in newport but we did). Its cause we found out another friend was having a b-day that night to (he turned 25), and he was supposed to meet us in Irvine to drink. Well it turns out he was already hammered in newport at 8pm (when the rest of us were just meeting up) so we all drove down there to c him on his b-day (though we all knew we were asking for trouble). Well we get there and hes since had another $50 bar tab wrung up (oh yeah this guy ways like 300 lbs and its not fat, hence a really high tolerance for booze), so by the time we got there he could hardly talk and understand evenless. So worst leads to worst and he breaks 2 plates, a glass, and a beer pitcher all within 20 min. So anyways thats my story and im sticking to it.

p.s. if u can make sence of what i was typing while i was drunk CONGRATS! I cant and i'm the 1 that wrote it (well i read the first line and gave up atleast) so anyway enjoy this incredibly long post.

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