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Monday, May 23, 2005


   hiya! *little wave*
waz up peeples? i like sugar...sigar makes the world go round, don't ya think? ninteen days till skool's out..yesh!
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Thursday, May 19, 2005


   what you want?
hello, no body's coming here..why? what iss there a problem? not enough fricken graphics for ya? stinking weirdos! *sees crowd leaving* NO! don't go! i have candy! *whew* that's better. Now...where was i? oooh, skool's almost out! a couple more weeks, AND today's thursday meaning tomorrow's friday meaning saturday is day after tomorrow meaning i get to see the inuyasha movie on ADULT SWIM !!! *runs in circles screeching* EEEEEY! can't wait! so excited! WEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEE!
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off thier underpants my salsa...salsa salsa salsa!

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   what you want?
hello, no body's coming here..why? what iss there a problem? not enough fricken graphics for ya? stinking weirdos! *sees crowd leaving* NO! don't go! i have candy! *whew* that's better. Now...where was i? oooh, skool's almost out! a couple more weeks, AND today's thursday meaning tomorrow's friday meaning saturday is day after tomorrow meaning i get to see the inuyasha movie on ADULT SWIM !!! *runs in circles screeching* EEEEEY! can't wait! so excited! WEEEHEEEHEEEEEEEEE!
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off thier underpants my salsa...salsa salsa salsa!

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Sunday, May 15, 2005


   math assessments are over!!!!
YAY! i hate mathness! Math is finbished, no more assessments! now to study for....social studies, spanish, and science. eep. well, at least i'm here, right? oh, that last post was written by my friend. i was on the phone with her the whole time, so don't think she made that up by herself, cuz she didn't. HAH! oh, and that otaku name she gave is wrong cuz well, other people have that name, so she has a different one. After i show her how to set up her site i'll give u her name. she's really cool. Oh, i turned thirteen on november sixth, and yet i'm in eigth grade. How's that work? OOO, i'm graduating middle skool yea, yea!
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Monday, May 9, 2005


Googly Eyes
It's beem a long time. This is MoonStar1112 typing for my unable to type friend straightjacket91. She is studying for the math assessment that I'm going to fail becasue I'm supposed to be studying. *hand spasm* But studying is for squares and I am a star. straightjacket is talking to me on the phone and she says that I'm a retard...WAIT WHAT?!?!? She says sorry that she can't be typing at the moment but she can take this ridicouly long time out of her studying to talk and dictate me! She says that she wants to shove the assessment up the governments hind quarters.*Eye Twitch* But in my word they would be "PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!" Strightjackets quoted words. "I hope they die for shoving this test on poor little children." Please don't kill me for these words I am but a humble messenger here to ramble about everything and nothing all at once. Strightjacket says that I am not a humble messanger because I'm planning to take over the world exceot for Japan and India that will become straightjacket's. She says that she has to go and that I can rant all I want now or until I have used up the whole space. But unfortunately I save the good rants for those who care. So if you care visit my page. Remenber my name is MoonStar1112. *MoonStar and Straightjacket wave* It puzzles me how she can wave under that pile of books that I did not push over intentionally...on Tuesdays. Straightjacket: MY glasses I can't see without my glasses. MoonStar: *holding Glasses behind back* Well you keep looking there straightjacket. I don't see them anywhere around the floor. *underbreath* that's because they are behind my back. MUWAHAHAHA! Straightjacket: I heard that! *takles MoonStar* Moonstar: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU ARE JUST DELIRIOUS FROM ALL THE STUDING THAT'S FOR SQUARES! Straightjacket: *grabs glasses back* *sits on MoonStar* MoonStar: GET YOUR FAT BUTT OFF ME!!! i'M ALREADY SITTIN'HERE!! Straightjacket: I'm not sitting on you. I'm sitting on your back! MoonStar: HEY! Is my back not a part of me or something? Straightjacket: No...No it is not. MoonStar: You have to stop hanging out with me. You're catching my sarcasm. Straightjacket: MAKE ME!! MoonStar: MAYBE I WILL YOU FAT LARD!! Straightjacket: *starts slapping fight with MoonStar* *notices Yu YU Gang saring at them* MoonStar: STOP STARING I'M NOT THAT PRETTY! Striaghtjacket: You're right you're not that pretty. I am. They are staring at me. MoonStar: Okay sure whatever you say. Maybe you're wrong. Straightjacket: Well then we'll ask them. Since I'm never wrong and all. MoonStar: But we can't ask them. They are figures of somebody's fictional creationa nd imagination. Plus they probably really aren't here. I was clocked in the head pretty hard before and before that the crazed ice cream man decided to run over an innocent insane girl on pills. Oh and you are still delerious from all the square like studying. Strightjacket: No I'm not you are! *hits MoonStar over the head with a textbook* Moonstar: Wooooo...Look at the colors *faints* Straightjacket: You think I hit her too hard? Well...that means she can't type anymore. Ohwell...*walks away*
END
*computer bleeps* *mechanical voice* You've got mail.
THE REAL END

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Googly Eyes
It's beem a long time. This is MoonStar1112 typing for my unable to type friend straightjacket91. She is studying for the math assessment that I'm going to fail becasue I'm supposed to be studying. *hand spasm* But studying is for squares and I am a star. straightjacket is talking to me on the phone and she says that I'm a retard...WAIT WHAT?!?!? She says sorry that she can't be typing at the moment but she can take this ridicouly long time out of her studying to talk and dictate me! She says that she wants to shove the assessment up the governments hind quarters.*Eye Twitch* But in my word they would be "PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT!" Strightjackets quoted words. "I hope they die for shoving this test on poor little children." Please don't kill me for these words I am but a humble messenger here to ramble about everything and nothing all at once. Strightjacket says that I am not a humble messanger because I'm planning to take over the world exceot for Japan and India that will become straightjacket's. She says that she has to go and that I can rant all I want now or until I have used up the whole space. But unfortunately I save the good rants for those who care. So if you care visit my page. Remenber my name is MoonStar1112. *MoonStar and Straightjacket wave* It puzzles me how she can wave under that pile of books that I did not push over intentionally...on Tuesdays. Straightjacket: MY glasses I can't see without my glasses. MoonStar: *holding Glasses behind back* Well you keep looking there straightjacket. I don't see them anywhere around the floor. *underbreath* that's because they are behind my back. MUWAHAHAHA! Straightjacket: I heard that! *takles MoonStar* Moonstar: NO YOU DIDN'T YOU ARE JUST DELIRIOUS FROM ALL THE STUDING THAT'S FOR SQUARES! Straightjacket: *grabs glasses back* *sits on MoonStar* MoonStar: GET YOUR FAT BUTT OFF ME!!! i'M ALREADY SITTIN'HERE!! Straightjacket: I'm not sitting on you. I'm sitting on your back! MoonStar: HEY! Is my back not a part of me or something? Straightjacket: No...No it is not. MoonStar: You have to stop hanging out with me. You're catching my sarcasm. Straightjacket: MAKE ME!! MoonStar: MAYBE I WILL YOU FAT LARD!! Straightjacket: *starts slapping fight with MoonStar* *notices Yu YU Gang saring at them* MoonStar: STOP STARING I'M NOT THAT PRETTY! Striaghtjacket: You're right you're not that pretty. I am. They are staring at me. MoonStar: Okay sure whatever you say. Maybe you're wrong. Straightjacket: Well then we'll ask them. Since I'm never wrong and all. MoonStar: But we can't ask them. They are figures of somebody's fictional creationa nd imagination. Plus they probably really aren't here. I was clocked in the head pretty hard before and before that the crazed ice cream man decided to run over an innocent insane girl on pills. Oh and you are still delerious from all the square like studying. Strightjacket: No I'm not you are! *hits MoonStar over the head with a textbook* Moonstar: Wooooo...Look at the colors *faints* Straightjacket: You think I hit her too hard? Well...that means she can't type anymore. Ohwell...*walks away*
END
*computer bleeps* *mechanical voice* You've got mail.
THE REAL END

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Wednesday, April 6, 2005


yu yu hakusho greeting cards are muy funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wwel...that's like it....bye!
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Sunday, April 3, 2005


partay
goin to a partay! goin to a partay! woohoo! woho! go me, go me, partay!!!!!!!!!! way fun! byes, my duckies! weeeeeeeeeeee! *spins in spinny chair...case of too much sugar...*
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Friday, March 25, 2005


   electrifing!
shocking news! *zappo-lol* i am sick! i have a cold...bleh. my throats all hurty...WAH!!!!!! have u signed my guestbook? please do! *squishes kenny plushie*
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Tuesday, March 22, 2005


   stab stab!
hello! *looks at suni* MY CANDY!!! *runs away* Ahem...hello, dearies...*cackle* heh...so, ur good? good. well, i'm evil..i mean....good. so, my butt hurts, and i luv my quizilla! i luv thier quizzes, but theirs only hiei quizzes, and people can't get sessh right, so i don't even look for his quizzes...kurama is like RARE! so very RARE!!!! wah!!!!!!! *cries* so...let's see the guestbook..STILL?!?!?!? THREE????!!! COME ON! SO MANY WEEKS AND THREE????iz that even one percent? *squirrel shakes head* SEE?!?!?!!!!!! let's visit people! come on!!!!!
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