Friday, December 30, 2005

   woooooooaoo finished gir
finally
bleh
ill add it later
did two of them
got lazyish with the second one
but the first one looks ok
yayers
go check em out if youd like
addin them after this
heres some quotes for you peoples then

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?

I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Michael, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

I went to see a band one time. The lead singer got on the microphone, and he said How many of you people feel like human beings tonight? Then he said How many of you feel like animals? And everyone cheered after the animals part. But the thing is, I cheered after the human being part because I did not know that there was a second part to the question.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

now gooday
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Thursday, December 29, 2005

   wooooo,,,,still no gir
boohoo
long day yesterday lay off me
woke at like 11
then went to wrestling practice
came home got online
ex got her internet working and we've been talking ever since
its like 2 in the morning now
bleh
ill get to gir sometime
while your waiting
heres some quoteys

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

now goodays
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

   wooooooooooo GIRRRRRRRR ARG
hmm
gonna draw gir
sometime laterish
ill add it later
special request of fizzy15
think its 15
iono
but anywhoos
yea
ill add that laterish
mike is feeling super goodly
suuuuuper goodly
like energetic almost
but energetic for me is like
...
bordom for you people
i guess
yea
quoteys

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."

I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighting pen, but he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.

You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mike", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mike-all-together".

now gooday


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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

   oooooo.........snuffelupacus
yay
o yea
mikes got new art
forgot about that
added it on christmas
can check it out if youd like
just a bunch of Girs
and if you do check it
could you at least click the yes you like it thing
my percentage is like 84
mikey no likey
was at 87
so bleh
help me out
and youll get that cookie youve always wanted
quoooootes,come to meee

It's hard to dance if you just your lost wallet. "Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky..."

Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave too."

I bet someone with a velcro wallet at the casino would get annoyed as hell.Whenever they'd lose money and open their wallet,it'd be like the sound of their addiction.

now gooday

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Monday, December 26, 2005

   u gonna make bizkits?u gonna make bizkits?uuuuuuu gonna make bizkits?uuuuuuuu gonnnnna make biiiiiizkiiiits?
yea
mike
woooo
cheese
boooo
and now it is midnightish
the bording hour
or border hour
or making bord hour
iono
so mike decided to put his picture on his site
cause he's cool like that
yay
but yah
lucky you people
stare at my funny mug every day
woooopers
and yea
quoteys

I was at this party thing minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming

and now gooday
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Sunday, December 25, 2005

   oo another post for once
mike has a question
how do you post pictures on here
like on the site thing
i remember the img thing
just forgot what parenthesis things to use
thinking of putting my pic at the top thingy
like above my hug counter
which no one seems to be hugging
jeebus
bleh
but anywhoos
thank you to anyone who helps
would be greatly appreciated
might even get a cookie
a cookie!

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   mike is back to goodnessishlessness
i wish I had a red rider bb-gun
boohoo
but anywhoos
mike is back too goodlyness
so yays
sorry to everyone who read that
had to get it out sometime
doesnt happen all the time to me
once every year or twoish
so meh
anywhoos
its christmas
be jolly
or merry
or whatever you peoples do
mike got an mp3 player
and is stealing music as i type
or borrowing
for you people with the government
jerks...
anywhoos heres some quotes

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mike?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "S**t, I had to be somewhere..."

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend,"Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

happy holiday days
now gooday
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Saturday, December 24, 2005

...
mike feels depressed
first actual depression in like 2 years
before ive been depressed
but it was just a litle thing
feel craptacular right now
gone through a lot the past two years
bunch of crap
got together with my ex
whole year
then she moves the day after our anniversary
doesnt warn me or anything
took a while to get over that
but i kept my chin up
throughout all of it
mike has gone through 4 different people trying to commit suicide
stopped all of them
my ex tried 3 times
and i kept my chin up through all of that
ive seen someone die
hit by a car
dead
horrible
but ive kept positive through even that
been dealing with everyones problems
havent expressed anything
for a while
im sorry people
mike is feeling crappy
no quotes
just my crappiness
im very sorry
needed to get it out
dont have to comment if you wouldnt like to
dont feel like taking pity right now
gooday hopefully
at least try to have one
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Friday, December 23, 2005

   I AM ZEEEEEM!
yayers
watching invader zim
because i can
and your missing out if you dont
wooooop
GIR
love em
and heres some quoteys nows

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

My friend said, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

depressing indeed
and now gooday



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Thursday, December 22, 2005

   ive always wanted to say this.........for shizzle
woop
bordom
yet again
i need a new word for bord
think ive said this before
but there does need to be a new word
for bordom
i mean come on
bordom?
sounds so.....boring
meh
any ideas welcome
quoteys

Will you give me $10,000 to record a rap CD? I'm really good...check this out: I hit a cat with a bat, how do you like that, my rhymes are fat, I wear a hat, I once saw a rat.

I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day. Then, that night, they burned the wheel.

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.

I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of s**t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...

and now gooday


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