Sunday, October 30, 2005

   Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
hmmm
so i painted the garage
for 5 hours
and i got over my fear of heights
went on the ladder and painted
sucked cause it didnt have a paint holder thingy
so i had to go back and forth to dip the brush in the paint can
bleh
o well
iono what im doing today
probably sit around
then do the homework i always "forget" to do
meh
its something at least
or is it
more likely no
bleh
heres some thoughtage

Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?

Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant, and at first it didn't seem like anything, but then the bite got worse and worse, so he went to a doctor in town, and the secretary told him to wait, so he sat down and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and then finally he got to see the doctor, and the doctor put some salve on it? You call that dull?

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

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Friday, October 28, 2005

   I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans" as their mascot.
woooo
funnness
last football game
losted of course
0-9 season
55-0 playoff game
it suckeedededed
yesh
but now im free
and i spent wednesday-friday with me friends
which i havent done ever
and it was fun
so yayness
and i painted the garage
and im suppost to get $50 for it
so booyah
spending moneys
so now i leave you in peace(s)

If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape got caught on something and you couldn't get it unhooked, and you had to ask another barbarian to unhook it for you.

It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

now gooday
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Friday, October 21, 2005

   I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
woooo
o yea
i forgot
i partially dislocated my arm last saturday
was weird
in a JV football game
and it was in the first half
and we only have like 15 people on the team
so i had to keep playing with it
couldnt feel it
woooooo numbness
anywhoos
...
cha
im bord
so heres some deep thoughtage

I like when they say a movie's inspired by a true story, cuz that means it's not the true story on film - it means it was inspired by a true story... That's kinda silly, you know? Like, "Hey Mikey, did you hear that story about the lady who drove her three kids into a river and they all drowned? Oh yeah, I did... you know what? That inspires me to write a movie... about a gorilla."

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.

now gooday



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Thursday, October 20, 2005

   Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
woooo
i had a ton of fun last weekend
even though it was 4 days ago
or 5
iono
ive lost my ability to count it seems
but yea
went to a haunted house type thingy
had a big maze
with people in it
and then a haunted hayride
which we had to stand in line for at least 2 hours
bleh
but it was fun
we talked the whole time
and we had to ride in the back of a truck
for an hour both ways
and it was 1 in the morning when we came back
and 43 degrees
so we gave hard high fives in the cold
it hurted
but it was fun
and we sang songs out loud while waving to people
did anything to not feel the coldnesss
wooooo twas great
so i leave you now with some deep thoughts from mixmastermike
When I was in the 3rd grade, a bully in school started beating me up every day. At first I didn't say anything, but then I told dad. He got a real scared look on his face and asked if the bully had a big dad. I said I didn't know. But he still seemed scared. And just a few days later we moved to a new town. Dad told me that if anyone picked on me, not to fight back. Unless I knew the kid didn't have a dad or the dad was real small. Otherwise just curl up in a ball.

Of all the imaginary friends I've had, I don't think there was one that I didn't end up having to kill.
now gooday


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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

   When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil
wooooo
bordom
aaaaaaaaaand
its wednesday
which is just the best day of the week
being all middley
bleh

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby

muy me gusta pie
mmhmm of course

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

football game tomorrow
gonna lose
can kind of feel it
o well
bleh

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap

too much time on my hands people
now gooday
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Sunday, October 9, 2005

   stuff happens
If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people and they would turn around and go, "What the-?" And then they would recognize me, and go, "Oh, it's you, the Prince of Weasels."

yes i am bord
sue me
meh
well whats happening people
Que pasa?

Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. I found this out the hard way.

i love my spanish class
just comes easy to me for some reason
meh
its fun though

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

bleh
well not much else goin on in the land o mike
got my SAT test thingy scores back
think there just state scores
but i did pretty good
top like 95% or something
so yaynesss

and now gooday

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Sunday, October 2, 2005

   woooooooooooooo homecoming
yayness
it was great
been a long day though
and i think this post is sundays post
so meh
but i just got back from homecoming dance
it was superb
was on the floor for almost the whole time
tried getting my friend someone to dance with
twas a nice challenge
but i was up to it
and got him to dance with homecoming queen
score one for the fortune cookie
the dancing wasnt very "clean" either
but meh
twas fun
had like 5 people dancing together
wooooooooo
did the cha cha slide
which ive never done before
twas greatness again
woooop
bleh
had the football game too
lost 8-35
horrible
but yea
fun day in the end
no stories boohoo
so now gooday until laters
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Sunday, September 25, 2005

   yay for new art
yes
i said it
new art
bleh
finally
got a few new pics
drew venom from spiderman
another chocobo
and
Gir
from invader zim
yayness
so go check those out
and heres some stuff

When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!" Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life.

I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins.

He was a spy, all right, and he knew it. He would walk into a room and people would go, "Who is that guy, a spy?" He'd laugh to himself, maybe pull out his gun and show it to the person, to kind of impress him (but not to show off). Sometimes spying was dirty work. Sometimes he'd kill a guy, then paint a clown face on his face. Nobody said he had to do that, but he did it anyway. So, dirty work.

If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, "well, technically that's illegal." It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party.

finito
go look at some art
now gooday
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Sunday, September 18, 2005

   ive been forgotten about
boohoo
well at least some peoples are visiting
think everyones just busy or something now
cant say ive been here too much
pretty busy lately
o well
heres some stuff for yous lucky people who read it

If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?"

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

finito
dun dun duuuuuun
im bord
now gooday
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Saturday, September 17, 2005

   football,win,yay
mmhmm
first time ive ever had a winning football game
....
it was great
team was hyped
made the winning touchdown in the last minute of the game
literally
yays
and here you go
some stuff for your eyeballs to read

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

ill try visiting a few sites
now goodays

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