Monday, July 18, 2005

   heres some randomness for your eardrums
this sentence is 6 words long wooooooooooooooo bordom nothing going on at all i should really post more often probably will when school starts meh havent drawn anything for a long while either lazyness it sucks so heres some randomness i like Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It's simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it. You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while. It's their way of letting off stress. If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done, because you'd really be surprised. and my favorite If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you. woooo bleh goodays
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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

   long time no see strangers
stranger danger
mmhmm
its not a good thing
well i havent really been posting much lately
cause i dont really have much to post lately
just been sittin at home
being bord
staying up until 7 in the morning
and still going
wooooop
coffee needs more caffeine in it
or i need more caffeine
either one works for me
woooop
yea
im gonna go make another pot
the best part of staying up
is caffeine in your cup
wooooooooop
yea
goodays now
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Sunday, July 10, 2005

   i dont like mini vans
mini vanz should burn
buuuurn i say
or melt
and then be remolded into something evil
like barney dolls
then they could suffer at the hands of children around the world
yays
evil childrens
who have ADD
that would suck
being a barney doll stuck with a bunch of hyper kids
woooooop
well maybe it wouldnt suck
maybe it would be the best thing ever
or not
hey
if my name was god
and i chose to name my kid jesus
wouldnt he technically be the son of god?
ooooo
confusing
but weird
he could laugh at kids
and say ha im the son of god
and then hed get rocks thrown at him
or something
meh
bordom
dum dee dum dee dum
goodays
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Friday, July 8, 2005

   fawhoboogas
fun to say
fawhoboogas
fa who boo gaaaas
not gas like a gas pump
gas
like ahhhhh
instead of aaaaaaaa
mmhmm
funness indeed
oh no don ho
o geronimo no minor ego
go hang a salami im a lasagna hog
wow
you know what
you can read those backwards and forwards
im bord
and ive got a ton more backward forward sentences!
wooop
doesnt cure the bordness
i think im gona go run into the darkness
or not
just an idea im throwing out there
dum dee dum dee dum
welp
tootles and goodays peeps
peeps
fun
goodays

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

   have i finally run out of randomness?
dont think so
but the tank is getting pretty low
the well is starting to dry up
the book is nearing its end
the tv is running out of channels
the candle is slowly fading
the bulb isnt as bright
the tree is almost out of leaves
the internet is running out of things to pop up
pssssh
thats not going to happen
but bleh
i think im running out of weird stuff
i might have to get ready for the worst
normalnessish
stuff
yea
bleh i know
thats gonna suck
boohoo indubidibly
i need cheese
goodays people
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Tuesday, July 5, 2005

   happy late independence day thingy majiggy
boohoo
i did a lot of stuff yesterday
went to big carnival type thing
it was oodles of fun
and a lot of walking
went around it a few times
then i had to walk home and back a few times
i despise hills
anywhoo
big fireworks display
and blah blah blahs
me and my friendses sat outside my house talking for a while
at about 1 in the morning
waved at the drunken people going by
saw some weird people going by
but in the end
it was a good time
jolly good
wippeeee
tootaloos

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Sunday, July 3, 2005

   shlush
i just felt like saying shlush
is that so wrong
maybe
...
i miss winter
it is just so great
i remember when i was a little girl
i loved to play in the snow
with my shorts
and bob
bob was cool
i miss bob
bob and jethro
who gets named jethro
jethro
jeebus
thats going to be my babys name
jethro
bleh
that kid would grow up with problems
name problems
now superfly
thats a fine name for a kid
he'd never have a problem with name calling
i mean
superfly?
no one makes fun of superfly
because hes superfly
welp
thats enough of me for today
goodays peoples
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Saturday, July 2, 2005

   long time no talk my peeps
boohoo
i missed you people
and your witty banter
more idiotic than witty
i was just gone
doing stuff
being sore
foosball camp is so much fun
i dont think i can sit down
butt is dead
blerg
well at least one person replied to mikes people
all you stuck up people
jeebus
and i thought you were cool at one time
id like to thank midnightstreaks for her speciality
specialness
three pixi sticks for her
no pixi sticks for you
cause your all stuck up
i cry jeebus in your face
booyah
goodays
ill be back some other timeish
numero uno out

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Monday, June 27, 2005

   3:27............sleepy time for you probably
boohoo you party pooper
ive been staying up pretty late
cause im good like that
and i have nothing else to do
going to start drawing tomorrow
just anything and everything
i need to touch up on my realistic stuff
so im starting with that
but i did draw Gir today
it was great
very great
but i cant post any art work
cause nothing works on this computer anymore
no commenting
no readin comments
no posting artworks
if you want to see it badly or something just email me or something
somethin somethin
mmhmm
i love my carpeting
im still waiting for PMs
cause im bord
and nothing to doness
blerg
goodays
IM me
and im sorry to lonely soul cause i kind of cut her off today while talking to her
cause im good like that
ooo yea
i drove for the first time today
and only hit two stop signs!
thats 8 less then i thought id hit
and there werent even any stop signs in the parking lot!
welp
to long
tootaloos
PM reminder
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Sunday, June 26, 2005

   do you know what time it is??!
its time to get a watch
but if you have a watch its 3:12AM randomness time!!!!
the whole point of this is to show my randomness
and how random i am
and the bordness that consumes my life day after day!

Dear people who read this and are not bord

hello
how are you this fine dandy day
me i am swell
why do you smell like fish
have you been eating hot dogs again
without me?
how dare you
and i thought you were my crusty bum
my smelly hobo
you and me
we were going places
under the bridge
by the train tracks
but no
you had to go and ruin it
we had something good
i gave you my socks
you gave me some fish you found
life was perfect as life can be
you had to throw that away for your salmon hot dog
how dare you abuse my trust
gooday to you
i said gooday you heard me right

if you would like to be the first person to have a letter answered by
me
the angry hobo
AKA stupidbmxer
AKA mixmastermike
please PM with your letter to stupidbmxer at stupidbmxer with the title:
stupids people
you may ask anything you want
anything
and i will give you a straight answer
or not
whatever i feel like doing
your anonymoty wil be held
i think thats how it spelled
but it will be held
or not
should say it in pm or something
thank you for your time and consideration
and have a swell day


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