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Thursday, July 28, 2005


   bleh im bord
so here the post
in paragraph form
lucky you people
well its not paragraph form yet
but i will be
dont worry
o look its starting
I went to the zoo this weekend. They have this koala there that all people look at and say "Isn't it so cute?" I find the more people like something, the more it hurts them when they see bad things happen to it. I knocked it out of the tree with a rock. I don't mind koalas, but I just like to throw rocks at the animals in the zoo. They have signs all over that say "STAY AWAY FROM BARS" so I spend a lot of the day telling children to get a closer look and to see if they can fit their arms between the bars so they can pet the tigers. I say "That's a friendly one, I can tell. He looks like he wants to be pet" and the children want to pet the tiger so bad. I usually have to help them over the fence so they can get up to the bars. Last week me and Bruce hung out outside the Monkey Caverns and charged people admission to enter. He was the money collector, I was the enforcer. Anybody who didn't want to pay to enter the Monkey Caverns got all of their money taken away from them (that's the penalty we said the Zoo established.) I took 17 wallets and charged 38 people $14 dollars admission. Zoo trips are really profitable if you know what you're doing.
bordness
yah
you guys have fun with that
im never going to paragraph form again
maybe
i even did the little grammar thingys
i dunno what they are
but i did them
goodays people



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