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Monday, August 1, 2005


   wooo 600 visits
you other people probably beat me already
but im proud of my 600 visits
and ive been writing a lot of nonsense lately
like in my freetime
i just pick a subject and go off from there
like today
new garbagemen
here you go
We got new garbage men. The garbage men in my neighborhood always quit. I hate them all anyway, they always complain about me. So I happen to throw out more rocks and boulders than most people. I remember when my dog Jerome died. I didn't feel like burying him because I'm lazy like that, so I threw him into the garbage can… Only Jerome was a big dog, so he didn't quite fit. The garbage man tried to dump him into the truck but he fell onto the road, so the garbage man was trying to pick him up by his legs and toss him into the back. He couldn't do it so he just left Jerome next to the empty cans. I tried to throw that dog out for three weeks straight. By the fourth week I got tired of trying so I put him in my neighbors garbage, let them worry about it. Last I saw Jerome he was at the house across the street with a pink bow on his head. Those people have some sick kids.
wow
fun
so yay for 600 visits
almost 100 GB visits
i need to visit more people
bleh
im lazy like that
goodays

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