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Friday, August 5, 2005

   a scrumtrelescent tale of bordom
scumtrelescent
havent used that one in a while
and now i have
and that is that
na na na na life goes on
and bleh
ill get to the point
here you go
I went to a circus last week. It was a pretty good show until somebody (me) decided to shine a laser pointer into the dancing bear's eye. Everyone tried to calm the bear down. First the tamers ran in and tried to catch him but the bear started biting one of them and the others ran away like sissies. Then the clowns tried to help out, I don't know what they were trying to do… maybe make the bear laugh or something, but that didn't work. They should have done that "too many clowns in the car" trick. That one gets me every time. Then somebody got the smart idea of letting the lion out to go fight the bear, but the lion just ran into the audience and starting attacking people. I told them to let the tiger out to go stop the lion. The smartest thing they could have done was thrown the bear a child or something so that way he wont kill everyone, he'll just chew on one kid. And there was so many kids there anyway, what's one less? I certainly wouldn't have noticed.
you know what?
ive got some problems
wooooooo
all in good fun
well not good fun per se'
meaningless yet cruel fun
you know?
the fun kind of fun
now gooday
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