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Friday, August 12, 2005

   i wish i had a laugh track
wooo
i gots a new story to share
and now it is time for
story....time?
woooo
Some guy called me up today and said we need to "Save the Dolphins." I told him "Alright, I'll do it." I'm heading out to the beach tomorrow with a net and a mallet. I'm hoping to catch a few and put them into my swimming pool, that way nobody can hurt them, and it will make for a fun time in the pool for everyone... I'm no dolphin saving expert, but I once caught a raccoon and kept it in the basement for three weeks. I named it "Raccoon-o." I find the best pet names are the name of the animal follow by "-o." Raccoon-o would hide under the sofa all day, but at night I could hear it come out to cry and scratch at the walls. I don't know whatever happened to him, but I bet wherever he is he misses me. I miss him too. The first dolphin I catch I'm going to name "Squeaky" because I think that would be a good name for a dolphin. The next one I catch I will name "Tony Danza," because he is the funniest actor of all time. If I should be lucky enough to catch a third, I was thinking about naming it "Tony Danza-o" or "Scott Baio."
for those of you youngins
those are actors of the finest quality
yes the finest quality
AKA 80's citcoms
woooooooooo
"o no,i gotta fart,but i dont know which way to lean..."-Peter Griffin
now gooday
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