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Wednesday, August 17, 2005


   wooooooo...new postage?
so yea. ooo ooo ooo. posted up some new art. yes. i said it. would be nice if youd go check it out. mmhmm. very nice. maybe id even buy you a small vegetable. you know it. so heres another story. I accidentally hospitalized an innocent person today. Some foreign guy came to my front door and started saying all this crap that I couldn't understand and demanding money. I felt kind of threatened so with all my might I threw him into the side of the house. It turns out it was only the Chinese food delivery guy and he was making a delivery. I visited him in the hospital, and to make him feel more at home I decorated his whole room with Pokemon merchandise, because I figured he'd be really into that stuff. For some reason it just made him even angier. He's not a very thankful person I guess. and another one yay. I went to a basketball game last night and I just happened to be sitting in the lucky seat... I got called up to take the million-dollar half court shot. They handed me the ball and told me to make a basket. I never played basketball, but I have thrown lots of things before, like rocks and bricks and my neighbors pets. I threw the ball as hard as I could and I missed by about 30 feet. The ball went into the crowd and hit some old man right in the side of the head. It hit him so hard people eight rows back got blood on them.. I was so angry. I wanted my million dollars so bad. I ran over and grabbed the giant million dollar check and ran away. I took it to the drive-thru window at the bank today but the lady said she couldn't cash it because it wasn't a real check. I told her I would give her a hundred dollars if she cashed it, but she still said no. What a stupid ass. Tonight I'm going to go back to spray paint "THIS BANKS SUCKS" on the front windows, so that way all of the customers will know. mmhmm. i need mental help. now gooday.
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