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Friday, September 2, 2005


   deep thoughts with the fortune cookie
woooo
first football game today
but i dont get to start
but im going to be playing
so yays
heres some deep thoughts
maybe not deep but just bordage

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.

If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness.

I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and "rogue" sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, "Regular time?" And they'd say, "Yeah." And I'd say, "Sorry, all I have is rogue time." It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy.

If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby.

now gooday


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