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Sunday, September 18, 2005

   ive been forgotten about
boohoo
well at least some peoples are visiting
think everyones just busy or something now
cant say ive been here too much
pretty busy lately
o well
heres some stuff for yous lucky people who read it

If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a crash program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye.

Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?"

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

finito
dun dun duuuuuun
im bord
now gooday
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