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Sunday, December 25, 2005


   mike is back to goodnessishlessness
i wish I had a red rider bb-gun
boohoo
but anywhoos
mike is back too goodlyness
so yays
sorry to everyone who read that
had to get it out sometime
doesnt happen all the time to me
once every year or twoish
so meh
anywhoos
its christmas
be jolly
or merry
or whatever you peoples do
mike got an mp3 player
and is stealing music as i type
or borrowing
for you people with the government
jerks...
anywhoos heres some quotes

I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mike?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "S**t, I had to be somewhere..."

I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend,"Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

happy holiday days
now gooday

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