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Monday, April 10, 2006


   Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay thir respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisoins, Betty Crocker, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high in flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described The Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show buisness, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked scemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty old man and was concidered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy surivived by his wife Play Dough, and two children, John and Jane Dough, plus they had a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad Pop Tart, and an estranged brother on the west coast, Sour Dough.

The funeral was held at 3:50 and lasted about 20 minutes.

si
stoled that from somebody else
because sharing is caring
and i obviously care
welp not much goin on
get to golf today
gonna be a barrel of fun
because its outside
snow melted enough finally
yayers
stay classy

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