Wednesday, June 6, 2007

random laws!
lol havin a conversation with my mate sam! he ound loads or random laws from different american states! so i thought id share!

It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

In Los Angeles, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap.

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.

It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois.

Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa.

Frankfort, Kentucky, makes it against the law to shoot off a policeman's tie.

There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.

It is illegal to take more than 2 baths a month within Boston confines.

New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.

lol Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.

In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

In certain sections of Pennsylvania many years ago, the Farmer's Anti-Automobile society set up some "rules of the road." In effect, they said:
"Automobiles travelling on country roads at night must send up a rocket every mile, then wait ten minutes for the road to clear."
"If a driver sees a team of horses, he is to pull to one side of the road and cover his machine with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted to blend into the scenery." "In the event that a horse refuses to pass a car on the road, the owner must take his car apart and conceal the parts in the bushes."






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Thursday, May 31, 2007

   back from youth camp! and feeling foolish!
youth camp this year was awesome! the speaker was so amazin! learnt alot and grew in faith! my God is amazingly awesome!

we sat in a circle for most of the weekend playing guitar, singing songs and having a laugh! (although apparently teenagers dont enjoy doing that!...since when!)

haha some funny thigs were said:

nathan- 'ken riley is a woman called...kenneth..o wait thats a mans name!' lol

suzy- 'i thought dave was short for daniel'

danny' 'shel if u say pie slowly it sounds like gullable'
me- 'shut up'
faye -(in her head 'pppiiiiieeeeee') 'WHAT NO I DOESNT'

and me being very helpful yet very gullable fell for the stupidist one of all

danny- 'shel go turn on that wind sock theres a switch on it'
so off i go i get half way there and realise you cant switch on a wind sock coz it works by the wind!

love you guys!

shelxxx
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Monday, May 21, 2007

revision, camping!
hey guys!
im supposed to be doing revision for my english exam! but u tried to print off my revision material and lo and behold the printer is broken! i would do it on the computer but that causes far to many didstractions eg myspace, my O and msn! if i fail my exam im gunna smash the printer up with a sledge hammer! blurg i need a break! luckilly im going to youth camp its called hollybush (that word makes me giggle). it will be awesome although i may be sleeping open air as my tent is broken! yay but i shall be fun! lots of crazy games n actvities and chill time! plus the speakers are always absolute loons but absolutely relevent! so its all goooood! i think there will be like 11 people going! im traveling down early to help set up tents! there will be faye and ed in the front and me danny and andrew in the back! so funsies! well im off now to eat bye byes!!!!
lv shelxxx
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Monday, May 14, 2007

   things!!!
hello people!
i havent posted for a while! hmm sooo whats happened scince i last posted?????? oooooo i have another cousin to add to my huge collection. i think i have around 25 now! his name is joshua joseph jones (jjj)! 11 pounds 3 or something!!!
omw i cant belive that i finnish year 11 on thrusday! today is my last ever full monday of year 11 wow! hehehe well sixth form should be interesting! yaya youth came next week woot. i love youth camp its fun although the sheep and birds wake me up very early! o the beautiful area that is yorkshire! haha idid any1 watch eurovision! it makes me laugh every year! our uk entry was so odd! but i was proud to be british for once beacuse were were like the only country who didnt block vote! the russian entry was cool tho!! and ukranian transvestites ewwwwwwwww! lol well i must depart now as i cant think of much to say! cyas
shelly
xxxx
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Monday, April 23, 2007

   gigs and musicy thingys
well last night i went to liverpool with my good friend amy! we went to see...MCFLY! i got there and who was supporing them...lil chris! o i was so happy!!! plus my camera has uber zoom so i got well good pics even tho i was at the bak!! hehe! they sang transilvania which is the best song eva! maybe going again in november if i can find the money! plus its my birthday on friday! yay!
well lv yas
shelxxx
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