Wednesday, November 1, 2006

   Anime porn disclaimer
There's a google add at the top of my site for anime porn. I by NO MEANS endorse this advertisement. Just so you know. YUCK! and YEESH!

Thanks,
Laurie G
Sumomo01s mom
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   Halloween
I went to a Halloween "party" the 28th of October. I put party in parenthesis because all it turned out to be was a group of people getting buzzed and drunk. I didn't stay. It was the lamest thing I've ever been to.

I think I might have discovered some new species of what you guys are calling "Emos"
Somebody might take offense, but I don't care. Don't flame me. I won't pay attention.

Here's a list...

Hillbilly emo...bad language skills and no teeth. Smells of cheap beer.

Brokeback Mountain Emo...wears an oilcoat and cowboy hat, looks macho but gets all "I love you man" when imbibed in alcohol.

Redneck Emo...heavy southern accent, smells of cheap liquor and old cigarettes. Male or female of species flirts with every member of the opposite sex and says "YeeHaw!" at least once during gathering.

Don't know they're emo emos: self explanitory. Someone needs to develop a quiz like they have on those medical sites, to test your symptoms.

Old jock emo..the guy everyone thought was cool in highschool turns out to be a fat and not so well aged guy, but who thinks he's the s**t.

And finally,
The world's oldest emo...whiny, trying to be all dark and mysterious and goth, but fails miserably. This is perhaps the most pathetic species of emo.

But all was not lost. The guy who looked most emo (He was dressed as The Crow =comic not movie) wasn't emo at all. He was actually cool.
So thank you Crow accolyte. You saved an otherwise slow evening.

Blessings,
Me.
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   I'm back...
Ressurected on Halloween.
God, time flies. This isn't much of an update. You're probably thinking..

"Where the heck was she"...

The answer is "I don't know where to start."
First my laptop finally gave up the ghost. I didn't get a new one until this past january.
Second, I'm responsible for about five internet websites (I'm not getting paid which sucks..it's charity work.) right now. Why did I volunteer for this? I have no idea.

It's be me vida loca, over and over...(to borrow from a Pam Tillis song) destiny turns on a dime.

I have been in two car wrecks this year and almost a third. Tonight in fact. Something went all haywire with either the accelerator or the fuel injection system or the choke...I'm not a mechanic. The car would not slow down. I was going about seventy miles per hour when I started to accelerate at a really scary pace. It was all I could do to stop. Almost went over a bridge...not an experience I ever want to relive.

Safety hint, especially for young drivers: If this ever happens to you drop the car into neutral and coast to safety. In neutral the engine can do whatever the hell it wants without making you fly off an overpass. If that fails turn the car off. Then put it in park.

The other wreck happened October second..just about 29 days ago. I and my mom were injured. Summomogirl is just fine. Got out without a scratch. Still recovering. It hurts....I guess if I have another accident my head will probably fly right off my neck.

If anyone wants to contact me I'm available now.

Also, totally random here, I have kittens beautiful kittens who need homes. If you're in Middle Tn give me a buzz.

Blessings,
Laurie G
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

   Update...
So. Finally stole a minute..(yes I know it's been a year..i think..

Got a good laptop, but I've been so busy building sites for my husband and his friends,
I don't have time for myself.

(if you want to see the fruit of my labors, visit: www.orderofvalour.com )

The good news is I've finished the story. It's in the final draft stage. I'll probably take down what I have so far and post it all at once.

My spiral notebook has gone awol, but Sumomogirl's been nagging me about it, so I wrote it in my head.

Halloween is coming...YEAH

Hope to have some new wallpapers up by then.

Blessings,
ME
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Monday, February 13, 2006

What kind of Dysfunctional Fairy Are You?
Took this quiz. Who knew I was a "preppie" LOL.

You scored as A Too Astral Faerie. This is a common obsession for faeries, its the equivalent of 'prep' in human soceity. But instead of loving hair, clothes shoes etc, they admire stars, skies and nebulae. Well done, your a fashionable for a faerie lol. Mystic! See All Results/Comment A Too Astral Faerie 80% A Too Depressed Faerie 75% A Too Sweet Faerie 55% A Too Silly Faerie 45% A Too Kinky Faerie 40% A Too Lazy Faerie 35% A Too Sporty Faerie 30% A Too Evil Faerie 30% A Too Serious Faerie 15% Which Dysfunctional Faerie are You? created with QuizFarm.com

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   Hey, I'm back.
Hello everyone..
Despite reports and rumors to the contrary I am not dead..just my computer was.

I lost all my files, so I will be awhile in continuing the fan fic. Just be patient please. I'm homeschooling both kids now, and it's hard to find the time. (I also maintain two websites for my husband) ACKK!!

Hope to be posting more graphics and wallpapers soon.

Blessed Be.

Sumomo's Mom
Laurie G
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Thursday, June 30, 2005

   Take the Who's Yo Daddy Quiz...I love my Daddy!

Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart

What You Call Him: Pops Why You Love Him: He's your sugar daddy

Who's Your Daddy?

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

   Obituary
My Gateway Solo 1450, passed away last Thursday evening, from circuit meltdown or overload. We're not sure which. We believe it may have been suicide. It has both saddened and shocked me, as I had believed it was a happy computer. I was unaware of its psychiatric issues with depression. Somehow I missed the signs. I thought I was a good owner, but it hated me so much that it chose to blow itself up than spend one more moment as my computer companion. Woe as me, woe as me.

My Gateway is survived by me and only me. None of my files survived. Out of its seething hatred for me, it took everything; all my graphics, writing, even my school records for my daughter, with it into the great beyond. Somewhere, floating in the ether are chapters 4 and 5 of the fan fiction, and two more wallpapers. We shall never see them. I'll have to rework everything later.

Thanks to everyone who visits my site. Please sign my guestbook, in rememberence of my Gateway. I only had two good years with it, but those were special years.

Next time, I'm getting a Dell!


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Sunday, June 12, 2005

   A Crazy Yu Yu Kind of Life-Chapter 3 (PG) 1st raw draft (meaning
*DISCLAIMER: ENVIRONMENTALIST & TREE LOVING PEOPLE MAY WANT TO SKIP THIS CHAPTER. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE. IT COULDN'T BE HELPED. YOU KNOW HOW HE IS.*

The chase was on. But he was so fast it was more like hide and seek rather than a game of tag. So that's how I played the game. I wanted to satisfy a debate I'd been having with my daughter in the waking world. Did Hiei shimmer (which is just a fancy demon word for teleport) or did he actually run? I could avoid him almost indefinately if I needed to. It wasn't my intention to battle. But Shortstack wouldn't have it any other way.

He drew his weapon.

I rolled my eyes. "Men..."

And so it went. He was there, and I wasn't. Down went a tree. Over and over again until we'd cleared a fairly wide circle of woodland. Neither of us had landed a blow. We paused.

"Exactly what are you?" Demanded my diminutive opponent.

"Don't you mean 'who'?" I corrected.

"We passed formal introduction on the wall. You're obviously not from this realm. So what are you?"

(This guy was really single-minded.)

"Did you pause because you were tired, or just to exchange witty banter," I asked, once again failing to reach anything resembling his sense of humor.

His glare intensified and he charged me, without the shimmer. I chose to meet him head-on. Maybe it'd make him feel better.

One way or another, he'd help me find my daughter and find out exactly why I ended up in this crazy dreamwalk.
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(Meanwhile on a blanket in a meadow just below the forest...as reported to me by sources.)

"Did you feel that?"

"Feel what, Kuwabara?"

"Yusuke, man, you must be still dead if you can't feel it."

The rest of the party looked at the gawky redhead as he looked toward the forest and shivered. "I don't know what it is, but it is strong and it's comin' from in there."

Kurama, in his usual calm manner, took his eyes off the girl who was resting her head on a pillow in his lap to seek the elder woman's opinion. "Genkai, what is your sense of Kuwabara's discovery."

Just then six trees fell down in a circular domino effect.

"I suspect we won't have much of a forest by the time we finally discover if Kuwabara's onto something."

"So dufus," Yusuke teased, "is the aura good or evil."

"I don't know okay! It's just powerful."

"Oh, by the way, Hiei is in there too," he added.

"Well that should be interesting," Boton chimed in. "Want me to go get an aerial view?"

Another tree, this time, a great oak, fell.

Before a vote could be taken, she took off on her oar.
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