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Wednesday, November 1, 2006


   Halloween
I went to a Halloween "party" the 28th of October. I put party in parenthesis because all it turned out to be was a group of people getting buzzed and drunk. I didn't stay. It was the lamest thing I've ever been to.

I think I might have discovered some new species of what you guys are calling "Emos"
Somebody might take offense, but I don't care. Don't flame me. I won't pay attention.

Here's a list...

Hillbilly emo...bad language skills and no teeth. Smells of cheap beer.

Brokeback Mountain Emo...wears an oilcoat and cowboy hat, looks macho but gets all "I love you man" when imbibed in alcohol.

Redneck Emo...heavy southern accent, smells of cheap liquor and old cigarettes. Male or female of species flirts with every member of the opposite sex and says "YeeHaw!" at least once during gathering.

Don't know they're emo emos: self explanitory. Someone needs to develop a quiz like they have on those medical sites, to test your symptoms.

Old jock emo..the guy everyone thought was cool in highschool turns out to be a fat and not so well aged guy, but who thinks he's the s**t.

And finally,
The world's oldest emo...whiny, trying to be all dark and mysterious and goth, but fails miserably. This is perhaps the most pathetic species of emo.

But all was not lost. The guy who looked most emo (He was dressed as The Crow =comic not movie) wasn't emo at all. He was actually cool.
So thank you Crow accolyte. You saved an otherwise slow evening.

Blessings,
Me.

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