Thursday, August 17, 2006

Ho Hum, Pigs Bum
Okay, so yesterday at the concert Akuzmi and I went to I came across a bunch of friends. I saw this old friend of mine who hadn't seen in *counts on fingers* about 5 years? I think so. And then, I saw two friends from my class there and we watched the concert with them, it was so much fun. Draco and the Malfoys were so hilarious and I've come to the realization that Harry and the Potters are no better live than they are on CD. I'm happy we didn't stay passed them singing their song "SPEW". We listened to "Fred and George" their best song and left. I got a t-shirt for Draco and the Malfoys, but I have to pay Akuzmi back becuase I was baka enough not to bring my money.

Draco and the Malfoys were jokesters beyond all funny-ness. They were abnout to sing their song "99 Death Eaters" and they were giving a story about their music. They said that Lucius wouldn't let them listen to alot of music that wasn't on the "Voldemort Approved List" they said that they were forced to listen to a bunch of Toby Mac, who was apparently a Death Eater who had come and had tea at their house. He brough biscuts, but they were dry. And then one of the Dracos commented "when we told that joke in Texas, it didn't get that much of a response," so Draco 15 states "Yeah, who knew there were so many Toby Mac fans in El Paso?" Hehehe. And then they were teling how they were going to sing a song about how awesome Voldemort is, and everyone in the crowd shouted and one of the Dracos said "Wow, Ohio is evil. It's the most evil place we've been to since Las Vegas." And before that, some guy shouted at Draco and the Malfoys "GO BACK TO YOUR MANSION" (It was a really small place so alot of people could shout stuff at the bands and they would hear). So, Draco and the MAlfoys shouted back "GO BACK TO YOUR CUBBOARD POTTER!" It was hilarious.

Then there was this guy sitting behind us who was wearing a baby t-shirt and had sucked a whole bunch of helium and started singing "My Girl" before the show, he was hilarious. There were so many kids there, their poor little minds. Like in one Draco and the Malfoys song there was this one line that was "For Christmas I don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me go to third base" and one little kid in front of us asked her mom "What's third base?"

But now, after so much fun, I have to go to volleyball where we'll be running our arses out bacause, not only did JV lose to the Freshman team, Varsity lost to the JV team. It was really sad.

I have one more thing that happened to us yesterday (Akuzmi and I) and we wrote it out for our fanfic Email and Anime Just Don't Mix, but FF.net is acting weird, so I'll put it here so you know what else happened to us.

Disclaimer: WE don’t own Tuesday Mornings or the Chinese Restaurant or Wednesday Afternoons. (It’s hard to spell Wednesday).

::Our story starts at Chino Gardens, a Chinese restaurant that sells hamburgers. Akuzmi, Ceres, and their red-headed friend/ partner in crime… the human type , Shirley, were seated at a table gather’ed with various (Adj for) thief overlords, eating crappy Chinese food and hamburgers (okay, only Shirley was eating a hamburger.).

The trio found the need to introduce themselves as the overlords were curious as to why a gaggle of young women were seated at their table, the table reserved for “Big time thieves who can kick your butt any day”. Prior to their arrival, the trio agreed to keep the guise of hyper active young adolescent women who enjoyed volleyball with a passion.

“Hi! I’m Shirley Temple, I’m usually in the back row,” Shirley introduced herself and identified her position in the volleyball game the overlords had the divine pleasure of viewing before the meal.

“Ceres Jaganshi-Minamina, front row,” Ceres introduced herself also indicating her position.

“Akuzmi Kurama, spectator.”

The overlords stared at the girls, clearly thinking them insane. They weren’t far off in that assumption.

“In speaking of crazy-ness and insanity,” Ceres remarked upon the authoress’ dictation, “A person who freely admits that they are crazy is actually normal. But if you don’t admit that your crazy, then you’re crazy.”

“Uh, Ceres?” Shirley asked Ceres slightly nudging her, “You’re not supposed to say that line until after we leave.”

“Oh,” Ceres looked blankly at her orange chicken.

“You know, my orange chicken doesn’t look very orange,” she commented on the brown sauce covered substance that lay before her on her plate.

“Yea, mine kinda looks orange,” Akuzmi commented on her sweet and sour chicken.

“Mine looks like hers but with pepper,” one of the overlords commented on her general tsos chicken.

Ceres poked her chopsticks into the overlord’s chicken (BWAK BWAK) and tasted it.

“When you put it that way, you make me sound rude,” Ceres, once again, commented on the dictation.

Ok, fine then: The overlord offered Ceres a taste of her chicken. Then Ceres poked her chicken and took a bite.

“Hm, it does taste that way,” Ceres agreed with the overlord. Well, come to think of it, she is a ‘she’ so she would be an overlordess. Hm...stupid titles and their difficulty in typing and whatnot.

Afterwards the trio (as well as the overlords and overlordesses, it’s actually overlady, but oh well) ate contently. That was because, as one of the overlords had mentioned, once the food comes out everyone shuts up. After eating and fortune cookies, which as of late have become ‘advice cookies’ and Ceres and Akuzmi got the same one about ‘controlling your destiny’ and ‘banana,’ the table cleared out. Akuzmi and Ceres, as well as one of the overlords, went to a store called Tuesday Morning.

“I like Tuesdays,” said Akuzmi in a weird interpretation of South Park’s fat kid whose name we cannot remember.

“I know that, but today is a Wednesday Afternoon, should we be going to a store that’s functional only on Tuesday Mornings?”

“If it’s only functional on a Tuesday Morning, then why can we go into it on a Wednesday Afternoon?” Akuzmi questioned while watching Ceres type.

“Good point,” Ceres mentioned deflatedly. “Oh well!! I’m a balloon, that just got popped. Anywho…odles, on with the story, tale, recollection…. Of madness and monkeys.”

The duo + overlord (There was a plus, if it gets deleted) strolled into Tuesday Morning. While doing such Akuzmi made the stupid comment of “I wonder if I can buy a Tuesday here?”

Then the dou – overlord…lady…thing found themselves in the haven of childhood doom…with Duracell batteries a.k.a. toy aisle of evilness and doom.

They were approached by a young human (unfortunately we’re in the nigenkai…>_<).

“He looked about six,” Ceres commented since Akuzmi’s memory was failing her….badly….as were her typing skills.

“We should probably add ‘boy’,” Akuzmi went back and edited.

They were approached by a young human (unfortunately we’re in the nigenkai…>_<) boy.

He gestured to the car and dummy thingy in that box he was holding.

“This dummy flies outta the car when it hits…walls,” he said.

“Oh really?” The duo said in unison.

He nodded eagerly.

“Well I wouldn’t know since I don’t have too many walls,” Ceres commented.

You’re supposed to say something about seat belts are good, dumb arse. Akuzmi thought.

“How many walls do you have?” the little ningen asked.

“Two.”

The boy paused for a moment, “You have to have more walls than that.”

“You’re right, I have four. I thought it was: one, three, four, two,” Ceres counted on her fingers.

The boy stared at her, threw his head back, sighed in exasperation asd walked off.

“Don’t be a dummy, wear a seatbelt so you don’t go flying out the car,” Akuzmi commented to the boy’s back.

He obviously didn’t care, seeing as he stalked off.

“I was the funny one, he didn’t care about the morals,” Ceres stated, reminiscing on the happenings of only hours before.

Ceres and Akuzmi started laughing hysterically.

Much more madness ensued that day, but I’m too lazy to type it out. We’ll just leave your minds to soar, but I’ll give you some hints. The day contained Wizards, Parody Bands, Wizard Rock, Muggles, T-Shirts, Helium, and a guy in a baby T-Shirt. Then add a bunch of cosplayers and a Harry Potter cosplayer who couldn’t keep his eyes off of Ceres and you have the rest of our day. Well, I’m going to go do something, so bye! Hope you enjoyed the entirely random and stupid chapter about what happened today.

::Youko walks up:: Why is it that when we’re not in the story you write in full sentences. And why’d you leave the kids with me???

Ceres: because you’re my older and responsible brother, and I’d rather you look after my children than the fop. Everyone else had “mysteriously” gotten sick or “had something else to do”.

Hiei: Hn, you were a last resort, baka Kitsune.

Ceres: Go away!
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