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Thursday, July 1, 2004


i know what i have not posted in a long time funny things
Goku is above Cell at the Cell games. He uses the Kamehameha & misses Cell.
He demolished. The Z team makes it out alive.
Goku:I think i missed Cell. You think anyone will notice.
Krillin:Most people didnt like Earth anyway.Who cares?
Trunks:I wonder if Namek has pizza.
Vegeta:Sounds good to me.
Goku:Chi Chi gonna be mad at me for this.

Piccolo to Goku
Piccolo: Come here you hunk.
Goku: But I thought you were in love with Gohan!
Piccolo: No, I love you.
Goku: Gohan save me!!!!!!
Krillin & Gohan on cliff
Gohan: HA HA!!
Krillin: Piccolo will do anything for 5 bucks!!

Goku: Hey honey! I'm home!
Chi-Chi: Get out of my face you smelly...thing!
Goku: Waaaahhh! Chi-Chi called me smelly! Waaaah!
Chi-Chi: That's it! I've had it! I can't hide it anymore!
Goku: Hide *sniff sniff* what?
Chi-Chi: Gohan is not your son. He belongs to... Piccolo.
Goku: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Trunks was hidding under the blanket and Goten comes in
Goten: Trunks were are you?
Trunks: I'm over here!
Goten: What are you doing?
Trunks: I see green people, all the time
Goten: Oh! You mean Piccolo and Dende!
Trunks: Oh thats right!
Goten: Come out, there nothing to be afraid of
Dende comes in
Trunks: Aaaahhhhhhhhh.....!!!!!!

Frieza: Vegeta i'm your mother!
Vegeta: No way!
Vegeta: I mean nooooooooooooo!

(Trunks comes back to his time in his time machine only to see another Trunks)
Trunks: Oh no! I was a second off!
Other Trunks: Hey! Who is that handsome guy?

(vegeta)where is that music coming from?

(vegeta)goku...uh...what's a saiyan?

(vegeta)what episode is this??!

(vegeta)bulma? can you please dye my hair blue just like yours?

(goku)*turns on tv*hey everybody! dragonball z is on!

(goku)hey chichi is it ok if i enroll in stanford university today as a professor? i wanna be smart.

while goku and frieza are fighting on namek:
Frieza: hehehe be careful not to trip on your shoelaces!
Goku: i wear boots!
Frieza: God damn it!you just ruined my line!
Goku: be careful you might rip your clothes!
Frieza: i dont wear clothes!
Goku: God put some on!Please!
Frieza: can we just leave the fight till later? i wanna try to find some clothes
goku: how about putting it off forever and you can buy as many clothes as you want
Frieza: ok no problem. do u mind if i blow up the planet?
Goku: wait a sec!
goku gets into his spaceship and is about to fly off leaving everyone behind then yells:NOW!!!!!!!
the planet blows up along with gohan crying:Daddy i'm gonna kill u some day!!!!!!!!!


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