Birthday 1988-12-05 Gender
Male Location BFE Member Since 2006-01-09 Occupation Student Real Name Russell
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Achievements Losing my mind Anime Fan Since I first saw it Favorite Anime Wolf's Rain, Hellsing, Ghost in the Shell, Cowboy Bebop Goals To become a graphic designer Hobbies drawing,reading, music, collecting swords Talents Being a pessimistic, antisocial, morbid, fat, threat to natoinal security. :P
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The post of GREATNESS!!! vol. 2
Sorry its been so long since I've updated. Lotsa shit. So, without further ado, the second installment of...THE POST OF GREATNESS!!!
-Lordi- As you can tell by the renovation, I've become quite taken with this band. This Finland metal band looks like the love child of Slipknot, Classic horror movies, and your local fetish store. These dudes are badass!
-Jay and Silent Bob- Who else could wreck a game show (or at least attempt to), Have a comic and a movie made about them, help a descendent of Christ, and sell weed? Why, stoners from New Jersey, of course.
-Monster Energy- There has never been an energy drink that wound me up. I used to drink them because they tasted good. Then I found Monster. This shit got me so hyped, kids with A.D.D. looked at me funny. And all in 4 delicious flavors.
-Ozzy Osbourne- Just when we thought we were confined to our old Ozzy classics, We get our balls rocked off with the newest audio assualt, Black Rain. Kudos to Ozzy!
-Invader Zim- The genius of Jhonen Vasquez never ends, as shown in this wonderfully demented cartoon. I am forever changed by this animated masterpiece. The nearly poetic rants of the megalomaniacal Zim, as well as the delightfully random one-liners of GIR make me snicker. "But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes."
-Final Destination Series- I had the opportunity to see all three films in a row this past weekend. No movie made me swear as vehemently as these did. Just when you think their clear, a bloodbath insues. And the genius shines in the spontaniety of these deaths. "Drop fucking dead" then BASH! A bus, a fucking bus, comes out of nowhere, leveling this chick, and spazzing my sphincter.
-The Boogeyman- I watch wrestling with my dad. And this wrestler breaks the stereotype. Not only does this dude beat 7 different kinds of ass, this fucker freaks everyone out by eating live fucking worms, and feeding them to his hapless opponents, grossing out everyone, and making me laugh hysterically.
There you have it, more genius with which your lives gain value, Have Fun!
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Friday, April 6, 2007
The post of GREATNESS!!!
This post is about everything that I find to be great. Not just cool, I mean the greatest shit ever conceived by a human being. The kind of "sent from god" shit.
-Dead Alive- For those of you who don't know this is an independent gore/comedy film from Peter Jackson. The same dude who did Lord of the Rings. This masterpiece includes: Zombies. Zombies scrogging. Zombies giving birth to little freaky mutant babies. Zombies getting hacked by a lawnmower strapped to a dude's chest. A strange zombie/Freudian rebirth. And a meat cleaver dance. Pure Comedic Genius.
-Beef Jerky- This one¡¦s pretty self explanatory.
-Alien loves Predator- I myself am a huge fan of the whole AVP series. So I had little faith for this web comic. How wrong I was. This follows the two horror icons in New York. Abe (the alien) is a filthy sex addict and Preston (the predator) usually provides the witty repartee. Check this out http://alienlovespredator.com
-Lacuna Coil- No, I repeat, No woman should be as sexy as Cristina Scabbia manages to be. This is God's gift to men. (And ill kill ANY blasphemer who dares to put an "H" in Cristina's name
-Sirachia Hot Sauce- Also known as "the Rooster" This shit makes Tabasco sauce look like moose piss. I suggest you put it on everything. And while enjoying the surface-of-the-sun temperature of your tounge, play "Rooster" by Alice in Chains.
-Nine Inch Nails- More specifically, Trent Reznor. This is the only man (still living) I might go gay for. This dude is the prime example of manliness. This guy could walk in a biker bar wearing a bright pink shirt, and have all the guys pissing themselves. But Reznor cant wear pink. The raw testosterone coursing through his veins would set the shirt ablaze in a glorious flame of manliness and Trent would still have time and energy to beat Chuck Norris' punk ass. Thats why Reznor wears black. Black = Badass, Manly, tough sonuvabitch.
The above is but a small slice of heaven that keeps me sane (kinda) If you dont know what these things are, acquaint yourself with greatness.
OBEY, FOOLS!
-SwordPsycho
P.S. 50 points to whoever knows what scrogging is.
Wow... just...wow...
Went to Jagermeister. It rocked BALLS! All the bands, all hot, loud and sweaty, and Cristina Scabbia...DAMN! The whole night was full of creamed wheaties. I got Lacuna Coil's autograph, and got Kit called a Badass by Cristina Scabbia. It rocked! The only bad thing was me getting to bed at 2 am and me waking up at 5:30. But it was all worth it.
ROCK ON!!
I am going to the Jagermeister Music Tour! A full night of mind-blowing, eardrum-shattering, ROCK! I get to see Stone Sour and LACUNA COIL! God, Cristina Scabbia is a fox...
Any way I'm bringing Kaatje, if she knew I was gonna see them, she'd kill me. And no, I'm not exaggerating; she'd mutilate my rotting corpse. By the way, Kit, gimme a call. I gotta talk to you about those tickets. I’ve just about got it worked out.
L8r and have fun (I definitely plan to.)
-SwordPsycho
HELL YEAH!
I'm sittin at my computer at home, because MY SCHOOL GOT CANCELLED! And since I'm so happy, id figure id put up a little post. So, here it is!
Hi All!
Well, i thought id update with something substantial. Had a bad ass weekend with Kaatje and Reoku's little uncles. We had Chunky Monkey milkshakes. damn, those were good. and we discussed random things. all of it perverted and laced with profuse vulgarities. Ah, good times, good times. thats all.
For my military friends.
This post is for all my friends joining the military. I want no doubt in anyone’s mind. Just because I hate this fucking war with a passion, it doesn’t mean I don’t support our troops. Our troops deserve the utmost respect. I’ll stomp the shit out of any bastard that says otherwise. With the war in Iraq, I know there’s no way in hell id join. But we still have those that will. My hat’s off to them.
My only problem with this war is the fact we are in the wrong fucking country. Since we are in Iraq, I won’t even sign the selective service papers. But the problem isn’t the troops. They feel they’re fighting for their country. That is the purest form of patriotism. Our problem is the people running the government. They are wasting the lives and efforts of people like my friends and look at it like some kind of god damned get-rich-quick scheme.
No one in this country is a virgin because the greedy bastards in office continue to fuck us. We are being rammed by the bureaucratic dick of the politicians. And, though we have the tools available to remove these cock suckers, we don’t. Why? I’ll tell you. Most people don’t want to inconvenience their comfortable little lives.
See, the tragedy here is the fact that our lives are being bent to the will of the government. It’s not dangerous to be a child; the elderly are not the ones with the most to lose. It’s our young and strong, who are in the most danger. And if we and the ones running things don’t wake up, we will lose our boys in uniform to a stupid, idiotic, moronic, dumbass, and bureaucratic, pissing contest. Comments (0) |
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Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Doom, Doom, DOOM!
YAY! NEW CONGRESS!! Ya know what that means? I'll tell you. It means that our political system is no longer run by bureaucratic, simple minded retards. Alas, there is still bad news: its still being run by politicans. However, these new congress reps disagree with anything our president has to say. this includes this bullshit war. Technically, Congress hasnt declared war yet. This leads one to inquire: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING THERE!?!? Alas, The answer is simple: Bush is a money-grubbing, simple minded, greedy, political whore. He wants one thing: oil. The very thing that made his daddy filthy rich.
If you disagree, I dont care.
On the lighter side of things, my New Year kicked absolute ass. My encounter with stupidity was nonexistant, and my cynical optimism thrives. Hope you all had fun
L8r!
-SwordPsycho
P.S. If I recieve hate mail about how "SwordPsycho, you're a liberal, pinko communist, and i hate u and blah blah blah" you will either be ignored or mercilessly ridiculed on this site. In sending me hate mail you relinquish all rights and privacy. There. My ass is covered. Comments (5) |
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