Monday, May 15, 2006

Random Quotes
Since I have nothing to do in school Ill leave you with some random quotes. Most of these i found on t-shirts. Enjoy!

Funny Quotes

I Think, Therefore We Have Nothing In Common.

I’ll Try Being Nicer, If You Try Being Smarter.

This Is The Shirt I Wear When I Flat Don’t Give A Shit.

Im Not Very Smart, But I Can Lift Heavy Things.

Cant Talk Now
(The Squirrels Are Watching)

Heavily Medicated For Your Protection.

I Hear Voices, And They Don’t Like You.

Some Mornings Its Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

One By One The Garden Gnomes Steal My Sanity.

Crazy Enough To Kill
(And Smart Enough To Get Away With It)

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.

Chaos, Panic, Disorder
(I See My Work Here Is Done)

Im Not Totally Useless! I Can Be Used As A Bad Example.

It’s A Shame Stupidity Isnt Painful.

Sarcasm: Only One Of The Services I Offer.

Do I Look Like A F$#king People Person?!

Hello. I See The Assassins Have Failed.

Fight Crime. Shoot Back.

Don’t Worry, It Only Seems Kinky The First Time.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Dip Me In Chocolate And Throw Me To The Lesbians!

Please Tell Your Boobs To Quit Staring At My Eyes.

Fat People Are Hard To Kidnap.

Bondage: Its Knot For Everyone.

Hello Officer
(Put It On My Tab)

My Penis Made Me Do It.

Never Knock On Heavens Door…Ring The Bell, Then Run
(He Hates That)

Don’t Think The Police Help? Next Time You’re In Trouble, Try Calling A Crackhead.

I Do Whatever The Voices In My Girlfriend’s Head Tell Me To Do.

Im Multi-Talented! (I Can Talk And Piss You Off At The Same Time)

Its All About The Pain
(The Ink and Jewelry Are Just Souvenirs)

They Said To Follow My Dreams… Too Bad They Were All Nightmares.

As I Walk Through The Valley In The Shadow Of Death I Shall Fear No Evil
(For I Am The Baddest Mother F#%$er In The Valley)



Insightful Quotes. some of These Make you laugh.
All Make You think

Don’t Judge Me Based On Your Ignorance.

Sometimes, “The Majority” Means All The Fools Are On The Same Side.

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, It simply means you’re two steps ahead.

People too weak to follow their dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.

Conformity is the Disease. Rebellion is the Cure

It Only Takes A Single Voice To Start A Revolution. –Thorin

One Man Can Change The World… With Enough Ammunition

May God Have Mercy On My Enemies, Because I Sure As Hell Won’t.

Why Is There Enough Religion To Incite War, But Not Enough To Instill Peace?

It Is Better To Die On Your Feet Than To Live On Your Knees.

When Injustice Becomes Law, Rebellion Becomes Duty.

Trample The Weak, Hurdle The Dead.

Forgive Your Enemies… After They Are Slain.

It Is Better To Be An Open Sinner, Than A False Saint.

Don’t Analyze My Beliefs, And I Won’t Pick Out The Flaws In Yours.

You Tell Me That I Sin,
You Say I’m Bound For Hell.
So Once Your Judgment Condemns You,
I SHALL SEE YOU THERE.

Thats all for me. L8r and Have Fun!

SwordPsycho
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