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Friday, September 17, 2004
Very Funny Joke!
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Hello! Before I give you the joke, my Junior Honor's Society held a bake sale and it did very very well! I'm so happy! We made 40 dollars so I think that's wonderful. What's not so wonderful is that when I was cleaning up and putting away everything, I got a tardy! *frowns* but my teacher was nice to me and didn't record it! ^__^ Oh yeah, I have the sniffles and I just got it last night! And I had to help sell as well! Good thing I took some medicine and washed my hands before selling! No sniffling and no germs...see how smart I am? Ok! Here's the joke! Enjoy!
On a long international flight one of the plane's wings is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. 'I'm too young to die!' she wails.
Then she yells, 'Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of excitement in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??'
For a moment there is silence.
Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate creature in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. 'I can make you feel like a woman,' he says.
He's gorgeous. Tall, well built, with long flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
No one moves.
The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.
He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.
As he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, he whispers:
'Iron this.'
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