Tuesday, December 28, 2004

LONG POST!

Nothing much going on today...it's kinda boring...my research on Marmalade Boy is going downhill...-_- I was watching the Chinese Satellite(that we subscribe to...we have cable TV) and I saw there was a Chinese music video..but the people were all anime! ^__^ Or animation from China, I don't know but it was sooo cool! I couldn't understand the lyrics because they were in Mandirin and I speak Cantonese, but it was still so cool! ^__^ If I were a singer, my music videos would all be anime and so would my CDs..well...the front and back cover anyway...the inside would have a picture of the real singer and of course, I'd be there in person whenever I have a concert...ah, the fantasies of an anime fan...lol Did you all see my lovely Ryo Bakura comic? It's funny in my words! ^__^ Oh yeah...here're a few jokes...well...the most clean ones anyway...I refuse to show the dirty ones on a public site....but you'd like them, PM me sometime...oh yeah...I think one of them is a Christian joke...and since I'm not Christian..I didn't get it...could any of you tell me what the joke meant, so I could laugh at it? Bad Words.. (I changed the names and poked fun at Kayko and Yusuke ^^) A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her father. "Well," said her father, " so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, Daddy," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Daddy, as soon as we returned, Yusuke started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home..., Please Daddy!" "Kayko, Kakyo," her father said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? what 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Daddy," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me please!!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Daddy..., he used words like: dust, wash, iron, cook..." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the father. $500 Porsche A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money. Adventures in Disneyland Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home. 3 Couples, 2 Compliments, 1 Adventure! Three couples went to a restaurant. The women wanted to compliment the men with something that was on the table. "Could you pass me the sugar, sugar?" said the first gal. "Could you pass me the honey, honey?" said the second. "Could you pass me the bacon, pig?" said the third. A Child's Prayer (this is the one I didn't get...) One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was getting terrified. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!" A store called Husband Mart that sells husbands had just opened. A woman can go there and choose a husband from among many men. The store consists of 6 floors. As you open the door to any floor, you can choose a man from that floor, or choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down to a previous floor, except to exit the building. So a woman goes to Husband Mart to find a husband. On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1- these men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2- these have jobs and loves kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3- these men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better," she says. "I wonder what's upstairs?" Up she goes again. Fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4- these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and helps with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "Very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again, she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5- these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, helps with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh mercy me! But just think...what be awaiting for me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6- you are visitor 3,456,789,012 at this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day! ^_^ Who's our tough anime gal? It has to be:Sango! While I was searching for Sango pictures, I came across Sango Hentai! I was so shocked! O_O *fumes* SHAME ON ALL THOSE THAT LOOK AT OR DRAW HENTAI! Sango would never ever strip to get attention, she'd just slice your head off! Eww....anyway...good job on winning, Sango! She's my favorite character in Inuyasha too. Poll of the Day! Which is your favorite couple? A.) Inuyasha and Kagome(Inuyasha) B.) Meryl and Vash(Trigun) C.) Kenshin and Kaoru(Rurouni Kenshin) D.) Yusuke and Kayko(Yu Yu Hakusho) E.) Winry and Ed(Full Metal Alchemist) I'm sorry for all the long jokes and all....but they were all so funny! Well, I guess I'll visit your sites now...see ya all later! ^_^ Check out my cosplay gallery!

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