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Monday, September 13, 2004


What if butter could think?
I wondered that today while eating my breakfast. Well you kinda ~have~ to ask yourself that after hearing the question. And well this is what I came up with:
me:*puts butter on bread* *turns around to get ornage juice* *mumbles* stupid ornage juice. why does it always have to be "pulp free"? Maybe some people ~like~ the pulp. *turns back to bread*- okay if i don't go now, then I'm gonna be late for school, so I'll finish this when I get home so bye!
~Taleybo

Okay Taley-chan here, and now Im gonna finish my post:
*turns back to bread*
butter:exsuse me miss. but may I ask who you are and how do you do?
me: Oh my! Hi, I'm Kate, and I'm doing quite fine thank you. But deary me, I'll feel terrible eating you now, knowing that you are living.
butter: Oh don't worry about that, Love. It was just I was having a lovely conversation with that jollie ol' chap bellow me while you were getting your juice and we were just wondering if the person who was going to eat us was and if she was in a good mood.
me: oh I am! I'm having a talk with some butter.
butter: the thing is, also I found out that we came for the same stick , no doubt! And I was just so mean to him too! Always had my back to him, never listened to what he had to say...
me: That's awlful! but i must ask...what does this have to do with me?
butter: Nothing.
me: Oh. Well I better go ahead and eat you or I'll probably be late for school.
butter: Cheerio!
me: Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
butter: Ow! Dearie, could you chew a litte lighter?
me: Woh. Dorry. *full mouth*

Well that's about it ^^' silly isn't it? Well it went along with my thoughts while mowing the lawn,
"I wounder if the mower has thoughts? If so, who would he like best? Me, cuz I'm gentle with him? Dad, cuz he feeds him? Or Caleb, cuz he always gets the job done fast?" Then today after wondering about the butter, I thought "Are all machines like Bender from 'Futurama'? If so, then I know what they steal. *yells at car* 'STEALING ~MY~ GASSALINE HUH?! WELL
I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!'" Well gotta go, opus!
~Taleybo

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