Sunday, January 23, 2005

~~**~~WARNING. THIS POST IS DIRECTED TOWARDS GIRLS. BOYS MAY FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT THE PROSEEDING POST. THIS HAD BEEN YOUR WARNING.~~**~~
Subject: Bras

Gather 'round children. I'm going to tell you a short story. Once upon a time, there was a sweet little girl. She was a happy little girl, that almost always had a smile on her face. Then she grew up. Like most little girls, she grew up to have a chest. It is now the summer before her 9th year of school and she complained to her mother saying that her bras don't fit anymore. So her mother goes and gets her two bras. Yes, just two. By early October, one of them breaks, in the strap. The only seeming reason that could explain why that hard plastic ring just up and snaped was that the weight it bore was just too much. This slightly scared the little girl, but tried not to think much of it. Her mother told her that money was kinda short at the moment and that she would buy her a new one come end of that same month. They girl learns that this promise becomes a lie. Then in late January, her mother comes across her daughter's bra, her ~only~ fitting one. The mother was disgusted by the sweat-stains on this once white binding devise. The girl refresheed her mother's memory. Then the next day they go shopping for bras. This is when this little girl goes into dispair. She finds that her chest has grown yet again. She went from somethingC to 38D to 40DD. "Oh woe is me!" is a worthy quote. There little children, that is my story.

On other news, I was watching Darma and Greg, and came across another qoute-worthy quote. Or I think so.
"Any universe that talks to me through my groin, can go anround the corner and kiss my butt."
-Greg

Oh, we went shoping yesterday. I got stuff for the bathroom. I forgot to mention in one of my other posts that we also still don't have ceiling-tiles up either. Momo says I can't decorate until dad puts them up. She's afraid that if we don't get them up before we decorate, then we wont get them up at all. But I have a fishy theme (over used for bathrooms, right?). I know, but I didn't really like anything else. And out of my top favorite 6 shower curtains(^^' he he, I couldn't deside), I could only see the bathroom with paint and all with this really cool fish one. The curtain has a coral reef at the bottom then moves up through a bunch of fish to a light, bright blue that symbolizes the top of the water. I won't go into detail about what it's to look like (unless you PM me wanting to know), cuz I'm going to put up before and after pictures. Well, see ya.
~Taleybo

P.S. I could really use some ideas on themes for my site(even if it's just color). Thank you.
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