Wednesday, May 10, 2006

   Various News and Funny Stories...
Tori, La-la Girl, Demon Squirrel and I are playing in a clarinet quartet tomarrow; we're playing a round of Frere Jacques with me going first for an about five-second solo. All I have to remember to say is my name and that we are the clarinet quartet. No solo, so I can change things on my profile around a bit!
I presented my powerpoint about my sixth grade year to the fifth graders today(love powerpoints!!!!). My class was gasping and such when the pictures of people came up, I doubt they've yet learned of copy and paste yet. Flute Guy started to copy off of me, but his edited powerpoint wouldn't save 'cause he'd put it on the same disk over and over again, and he had to delete them.
If you have never heard the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song or have never heard about Larry the Cable Guy, you will SOOOO not understand these following lyrics that The Fox and The Pope-Tripper made up(to the tune of the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song, just skip the following paragraph if you haven't heard it or about Larry):
Larry the Cable Guy/Lar-ry The Cable Guy/Lar! Lar! Lar! Lar! LarLar! Larry the Cable guy/ Larry Rules/ Larry the Cable Guy/ Funny is a property of Larry/ LAR! LAr! Lar!larlarlar Larry the Cable Guy/ Lar! Lar! Lar! Lar! Lar! Lar! LarLarLar/ Larry the Cable Guy!
LOL!!! I was COMPLETELY dying from lack of oxygen!!! Another Mrs.Respect's Class song(which I'm not going to write out the lyrics to) Polka Dot and The Corn Monster made up; it includes turkey, chicken, potatoes, lemons, and eating supper so we can all go to bed.
A long time ago Mr. Gorgia got this HUGE chess set(the biggest piece is taller than an unsharpened pencil), and Nikki and him were playing chess with it. Somehow the conversation was brought up and The Fox said that if he could have his picture on a piece of the chess set it would be on the horse. In response Mr.Gorgia picked up the knight and pointed to the bottom face(you know, where the piece connects with the board) and replied, "You mean here?"
So I start laughing and feel like a dork 'cause I'm the only one who gets it.
And the finale: Yesterday in social studies(we're studying the Middle Ages), a work sheet was passed around with a certain type of priest onn it. Well, just so happens that The Pope-Tripper has the same last name of the certain type of priest. And it also just so happens that the certain type of priest had an overly large, funny hat.
Today, in this atlas we had to work with, the definition of the pope was a Roman-Catholic [certain type of priest who is also a chess piece]. So, The Pope-Tripper starts making moaning sounds and pretends to trip himself. I've been teasing him about it ALL day by whispering "Roman-Catholic [certain type of priest]!" in his ear or sending him notes like the one below:

REMEMBER: I mean no offense to any Catholics or the Pope, whether he has a MyOtaku account or not. Also, about nicknames or the censored bar, I NEVER give out any part of my friends names.
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