Friday, 23 June 2006
1229 hours, CST
current music: Swingin' // Blu Cantrell ^__^
It's officially summer!
And the first day of July is next Saturday!
Know what that means?
Time for the relatives to start visiting~! Yay!
-_-
Which means I have to clean up my room AGAIN. Yay!
*facepalm* Dammit.
Here's a joke; hope you enjoy it as much as I did when i first read it!
There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am.
The next day at 8:45am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The personnel manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test TICKLES".
I made another 'How Well Do You Know TaNi' quiz out of boredom.
Take it...if you dare! XD Or if you're as bored as I am. *shrugs*
I literally spent most of my Monday reading the remainer of The DaVinci Code - which was, like, 400 pages. Hm. No wonder it's so controversial. A lot of good points brought up in that book involving religion. Like, the fact that the bible could be completely fictional. And Jesus and Mary Madgalene could have been married. Overall, it was a really entertaining and addictive book. Absolutely wonderful. I think I'll go buy Angels and Demons now. Or read the 2 books I have to read for school. -__-
My geocities site was shut down Tuesday for a dumb reason. That pissed me offf. Now I'm trying to find another site that offers free web hosting (besides Freewebs, Tripod, and Bravenet =/) with no ads or whatever. Kinda like Freewebs. Any suggestions? I've already searched for some on Google so...yeah. No help there.
Working on a new overlay and it's Olivia-themed! If you haven't listened to any of her songs, you really should! She's...wonderful! Her latest single is A Little Pain, from an anime called Nana. You can find it here.
View the screenshot and my many complaints (written in red)?
I'll try to visit everyone tomorrah or Monday! Later! ^_~
love,
TaNi-chan