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Monday, August 28, 2006


   Warning! Long post! D:
Oh god I love my school.
C:
Today was pretty halarious....
First, at lunch, one of my friends found this book. "The Family's Guide to Sexuality: The Revised Edition"
>.> Which is halarious enough in itself. But. One of my other friends sat down and began reading it to us with the tone of a kindergarden teacher and we all crowded around to listen as she read aloud about incest...and how its natural to discuss these desires openly with your family and such.
I swear I never laughed so hard in my life.
But anywhos. The class after that was...eh. Fun enough, for history. We talked about 'Arrr'-ness.

But the best part was during PE/Health.
5-ish people had to bring in articles pertaining to some aspect of health, then we'd have a discussion.
So... one kid (who I know pretty well. my dad is friends with his mom. *shudder* Dun want him as a brother. >_________> Thank god my dad already has a girlfriend. *sigh of relief*) brought in an article about racing.
not like...running racing, mind you. Car racing.
Of course, we all gave him weird stares, but he managed to bs this story about how people in America (he actually called it the american pastime :D) eat lots of bad stuff while watching racing. So... we get into this random talk and this other random kid (who I love. Its hard to tell if he's just stupid or acting that stupid... o.o) says "You know, they used to put chicken on a stick for the drivers."
The rest of us just kinda stare.... 'till someone asked if thats from the commercial, and he says yes. Then we spend around 5 minutes trying to convince him that just because they say on tv that doesn't mean its true. Same thing happened with Sprite actually. XD He was talking about how they pick it off the trees.... that was absolulty halarious.
So... yeah. And then there was that study about those two chemicals in soft drinks that are supposed to be linked to leukemia and cancer. So... yeah. All the guys were wandering around saying "by the power of our mighty combination.... we will give you cancer!"
And many other such related jokes. >.> Especially when the stupid-maybe-ish kid read his article on Bird Flu and summed it up as: "Don't eat chicken. Especially from Asian resturants. Oh... and don't go to Indonesia."
One of the other guys wouldn't stop laughing and made all of us crack up later during the moments of total silence when he would sputter and laugh.

So yeah... then I had latin. D: Latin poetry is crap. Its so disorganized its scary. *pulls out her notebook*
Directly translated:
"What" and, "You, mischevious boy, with strong arms?"
He said; "That to be suitable for shoulder our,
who give certain large beasts, who give wounds we are able to enemies."

In order:
"and, "What is it to you, mischevious boy with the strong weapons?"
he said; "That equiptment is suitable for our shoulders.
We who are able to give certain wounds to wild beasts, we who are able to give certain wounds to our enemies,"
And then he goes on to describe how he killed the python that threatened Rome with her belly. >__>
As one of my classmates so elegantly put it...
"Flow? What flow! My poo flows better than this!"

*coughcough* ....yeeeeaaaaah.
Anywhos... just got back from my v-ball game. ^^ We did pretty good. We played a reeeeeeeaaaaally good team and had some really good volleys. And I had a good tip. X3

So anywhos..... yeah. I'm off to dinner! *shuffles off*

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