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Sunday, July 3, 2005


   life stories
ok,i got this idea from skeleton summoner's site(please don't kill me!)but these things really happened!

Ch.1:"King of Fighters"(it's a video game!)
sister:HA! I beat you AGAiN,Ren!
me:rrr...
sister:I bet even a MOLE could beat you!
me:SHUT UP!!
*daycare kids come down*
kid#1:my turn!!
*sister beats him*
kid#1:stop trapping us in the corner!
me:yeah,that's cheating,you cheater!
kid#2:CHEATER!!
every one:...
kid#2:sorry...
*sister beats him*
kid#2:SHIT!!!
kid#3:my turn.
me:yeah,everyone knows you can beat her.
*he beats her*
Everyone:HAHA!!
kid#1:did anyone watch Family Guy last night?
me:what the duce?where did that question come from?
kid#2:it was funny!
me:whatever.
*I beat my sister*
me:*holding up a chinese flag fan*I WIN!!IN YOUR FACE TURKEY!!
sister:aw man...
the end!
Ch2.:"X-Law dream"
~my dream!~
me:*in Zeke's body*what the duce?*looks around*HELLO?anyone here?
*BOOM!!*
me:*crashes into a couch*OW!what the-?ERIN?!(my friend)WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING AN X-LAW SUIT?!!?
erin:...*shoots me(in zeke's body)with a shotgun*
me:*wake up*WHAT THE DUCE JUST HAPPENED?!?ERIN WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ZEKE!!!!*falls asleep*
the end!


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