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Monday, September 13, 2004
O.K! It's time for a fake advertisement for something nobody really wants. Well, here it is!
Buy new Senior Cell #78, 69th edition, prune eating action figure! It now comes with new exclusive action time prune whip! (not included)
It now comes with the Super Male Nurse Action Caretime Figure! It now comes with 369 new phrases such as:
"Eat your prune whip gramps!" or
"Don't break your hip old man!"
It can now interact with the Senior Cell figure! They now say up to 666 phrases such as:
Senior: Uhhhh....I want my prunes!
Nurse: Give it a rest crusty ass!
or let the senior shoplift and get exlusive phrases such as:
Shopkeeper: HEY! YOU PUT THAT BACK!
Senior: Uhhhh...I'm freakin' old!
Shopkeeper:Oh, sorry.
Cashier: But he's stealing more!
Shopkeeper:*whisper* But man, he's old!
Buy it now! Only $$60,000,000.
100,000,000 Gil in Spira.(plus tax)
All figures not included. Buy it anyway....NOW. Really, I mean it. NOW!!!
(All figures not related to Splinter Cell....or is it?)
Now in stock! New line-cutting, lunch stealing Senior Cell! Coming in Octember 0, 6666.
P.S Thanks to Sango123 for the Mushroom Patrol badge. If you want one just ask her! Oh, and thanks to Darke for the advertisement idea. Buy the Darke plushie NOW!
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