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Wednesday, September 22, 2004
w00t! 250 visits!!!
Yay, I finally got 250 visits! Yeah, I know some of you are saying, "WTF?! Only 250 visits?! What a fag!!" Well to me that is alot, so don't compare me to you!!! (OR FACE THE MUSIC!)
Now it's time for another advertisement brought to you by, Moron inc.
Moron inc. now presents....
TINY SECRET CHINESE FOOD NINJA, HE'LL CHOP YOU IN YOUR FACE!
The new Tiny Secret Chinese Food Ninja now comes with 48,375,602 new attacks such as: The super face chop attack, the people's crotch attack, and the almighty Grab-ass!
Buy the new exclusive face chopping katana! The new katana is now 4,323,456,547,865,467,892,130 Gil! WARNING: Keep OUT of children!
Also, buy the new Talking Fish accessory stolen freshly from Darkeangel's site!(muahahahahahaha! Hah..)
The whole set comes with everything you read here! WARNING:None of the stuff you read is real. Oh, MAY CONTAIN NUTS.
The entire set is now on sale! Now:$$60,000,000,000!(plus tax)
Hurry, this offer ends in the next 0 minutes! Oh, it looks like you're too late! Well, buy it at the regular price of: PRICELESS!(which actually means give me all your money).
BUY IT! BUY IT NOW!! BUY IT OR I WILL SMITE YOU WITH THE POWER OF 1000 HUNGRY KITTENS!(they are really that hungry).
WARNING:Tiny Secret Chinese Food Ninja and other accessories may cause bleeding, massive brain damage, excessive seizures, heart failure, kidney failure, small pox, mumps, and sometimes, drowsyness. Moron inc. is not responsible for any deaths or sicknesses. Any deaths while using this toy is compleatly coincidential and not related to the fact that this toy was cursed by a witchdoctor as revenge for destroying his village. Thank you.
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