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Friday, July 1, 2005
Hello there!... Yes, you! The one staring at the screen!
Well, I'm in a good mood today so I figured that I should update. Yeah...-_-;. Well nothing special happened so far this summer, but I'm okay with that. No, really. But sometimes I wonder why nothing happens here. It gets really boring. Everyday it's the same thing, get up, eat, internet, sleep.... at 5am. So yeah. That's the average day for me. If there's school, just squeeze school time in between eat and internet. Oh, and throw out the homework. We don't need that now.......*ahem* Now that I'm in a good mood, I shall give you all a random story. It's so random that I don't know what I was on when I wrote it -_-;. So yeah. Here it is.
MEATLOAF WARS
I ran as far as I could. He was following me. I couldn't take it anymore. He finally caught up to
me and tried to talk me into getting in his van. "No thanks, I'd rather not fly to the moon," I replied.
"Well, if it's ok, I'd like to see your licence and registration please."
I watched in shock as he pulled out a beeper. I knew this was the end.
"No way!!" I screamed. "I will not give in to your horrible fleas Mr. Garfield!!"
"Oh, but you must! Join the really, really dark side!!"
"Never!!"
"Ok. You have forced me to take drastic measures." Mr. Garfield slowly reached into his fridge and pulled out
a week old slab of meatloaf.
"NOOOOOOO!!!"
The meatloaf stunk like an old hobo's dung. I couldn't take the stench. I gave in.
I gave in to the really, really darkside.
"I now dub you, 'Dub Yo'. King of all meatloaf!"
I accepted my title and grabbed the leftover meatloaf, in search of
my first victim.
As the god of meatloaf, I waltzed through the city with my nose held high.
People watched me in awe. I spotted my first victim. He fainted of the stench before
I got any closer. I saw a glimpse of fear in his eyes.. or rigormortis. I let out a cry of victory,
claiming the man my servant of meat.
The next victim was not so easily caught. I was fighting against the god of
Cheese. Yes, that's right. Cheese. His cheesy goodness almost defeated me.
But I was victorious in the end. From that day, no one ever went up against me,
the God of Meatloaf.
This was madness. They were letting her take my title! My own people! I couldn't
believe my eyes. I called upon my remaining servants and readied them for battle.
The battle lasted for 15 seconds. My enemys were now faries. I bottled the up and laughed
at them. Before you know it, that idiot Link rips out of a portal and requests for the faries for
his 'great battle'. I laughed and sealed him in a magical lamp, where he will be never seen
again.
A few millenniums passed before my next challange arose. A man, claiming himself
to be the king of darkness pranced around my kingdom of meat, gaining followers while
he was at it. Of course he wasn't a real threat to my kingdom. No one could bring down the
kingdom of meat. But I was wrong. Oh so wrong.
Luckily for me, there was a secret organization called 'Meat R Us', which is not
so secret anymore because I told you about it. They were an agency, filled with meat,
with the experience, know-how, and meat to handle my little dilemma. The they finished
my enemy and the traitorous followers in one fell swoop. I proved once again that
the kingdom of meat couldn't be defeated. Not ever.
END?!?!?!
There you go. One random story to go..Enjoy.
[EDIT]=Oh yeah. If you guys have some time on your hands, could you join my friend's forum? If you can, here it is: Forum Holic
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