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Wednesday, November 22, 2006


   Sorry ppls! ^_^'

Mes cannot be on today or until either Friday or Saturday. So if u PM me i wont reply back until then. So sayonara ppls and sorry. TT__TT mes misses u!

and panda-chan says he misses ya'll too! lol

and no story for today. I kno how u all luvies my med-induced ADD stories but i did not take meds nor do i have ADD today. sry but maybe tomorrow I will be doped up. (jk)

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Tuesday, November 21, 2006


   ADD STORY!!!

i kno how much u luv my med induced ADD stories so heres one i wrote up! enjoy! so now onward to..... KONOHA!! *runs around like an idiot and slams face first into a wall* owie TT__TT

The Story of Sasuke and his Washing Machine

Sasuke one day bought a new washing machine so he could stop going to the cleaners and get embarrassed when Naruto pulled out his favorite boxers with Sakura printed all over the red fabric. He put his clothes in to wash but not long after he realized sumthin was wrong. He opened the washer to see that his clothes had disappeared. He cried then. Cuz that was all of his clothes and he didn't have any others. So he was naked from head to toe. WEll Naruto and Sakura came by just then and came inside. They never really knocked so they just went in. Well, they stopped and stared when they saw Sasuke's toned sexy abs and his beautiful creamy white ass! (*stares and drool* ...... o right. back to the story! ^_^'') anyhoo! Naruto turned gay and Sakura started fighting Naruto saying that Sasuke was hers. Well, Sasuke used this to his advantage and jumped into the washer, determined to figure out where his clothes went. He was sucked into a portal that sent him to the Akatsuki hidden base. How shocked Itachi was when he got a full frontal of Sasuke and Kisame was 99% converted to gay when he saw his ass. Sasuke found his underpants with Sakura all over them and made a deal with Itachi that he would give up on him for a year if he didn't tell anyone about that. They both agreed and Sasuke left but not before the now converted Kisame took a picture of him in his boxers. Sasuke returned to town in only his boxers and was immediately swarmed by fangirls. He went home, locked the door, and decided to go to bed early. He learned his lesson and because of the events he was incredibly tired. He learned to never trust washing machines that were sold by Orochimaru. Although, if the fangirls knew this, they would beg Orochimaru to do this over and over.But they didn't so naked Sasuke no one ever saw again. meanwhile, back at the akatsuki base...... Kisame was decorating his room witht he pics of Sasuke he had taken. Itachi was only shaking his head and donning a anime styled sweatdrop. And so ends the story of Sasuke's new washing machine.


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   Heyas!

Still sick but alive and kickin! CHA! anyhoo. i'm still doped up on meds so heres a funny list of things u can do. Onward to..... KONOHA! WOOOOO!! *runs around room like a maniac* (and dont forget to PM me if ya'll aren't busy)

60 ways to piss off Itachi Uchiha

(a.k.a. 60 ways to get a slow painful death)

1. Walk up to him and say, "Hi!"
2. Ask him why he didn't kill Sasuke and keep asking, "Why?" over and over again
3. Drop a pail of chile/sour cream (mixed) on him
4. Stare at him for no reason
5.Point to a part of your face, keep telling him he's got something "rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!" and stomp out madly
6. Steal his nail polish and tell him Orochimaru took it
7. Trick him into swearing that he will never kill again--
8.--when (if!) you do show Sasuke where Itachi is hiding (at the time)
9. Make Kisame raise his hand and say with an austrilian accent, "I am a nice shark, not a mindless eatin' machine, fish are friends, not food" and try to get Itachi to do the same
10. Look at his nails, scream, "BLOODY MURDER!" and pretend to faint
11. Ask him where he got his nail polish
12. When he falls asleep steal his clothes--
13.-- and paint his nails pink color
14. Mess up his hair and ask him why he overslept
15. Yell, "damn!" for no reason then when he asks you what happened, then say, "nothing..." with shifty eyes
16. Say random things
17. Poke him at random times
18. Keep pretending to throw shurikens or kunais at him (but don't!) and tell him that you thought you heard something past him
19. Ask him if you can use him and his brother in your disfunuctional family class
20. Ask him if you can use him as a pratice dummy for fighting
21. Ask him if he can be your disection project
22. When he's spying on Naruto tell everyone where he's hiding
23. Ask him where he got his contacts and ask how much they cost
24. Keep changing your accent when talking
25. Ask him if he'll kill your family for you, when he says, "no" then ask him, "Why! You killed your's and this time, make SURE that you get the brother..."
26. Pratice random jutsu's on him when he's least expecting it and tell him your just checking his reflexes
27. Blame him for everything that happens (like the rain)
28. Say he's not specail and you've also got the Sharingan, its just that your wearing contacts
29. Ask him for different ways to piss him off and don't stop until he helps you
30. Try to smuggle out his feelings for Sasuke--
31.--when (again if!) you do tell Sasuke--
32.--tell everyone--
33.--tell everyone that HE knows for that matter
34. Ask him about that sleepover that inculded cell 7
35. Yell, "SHUT UP!" at him when he's not talking
36. Scream 'Mistakes,' 'Boulvard of Broken Dreams,' 'Silver and Cold,' and 'My U.S. of Whatever' when he starts talking at the top of your lungs
37. Scream, then say that you thought you saw the nine-tail fox again
38. Ask him if you can borrow his cloak
39. Tell him that the cloak doesn't match his eyes and make a huge fuss about it
40. When Orochimaru walks by, hug Itachi and yell, "He's MINE!"
41. Keep asking, "watcha doin?"
42. When he fights Sasuke, cheer Sasuke on
43. Say, "Itachi has a heart of gold... if you understand him"
44. Go through mood swings for no reason
45. Tell him, you saw him taking ballet lessons a few days ago.
46. When Kisame is gone say you're having shark fin soup
47. Buy him a Sasuke pin cushion (a.k.a. voodoo doll) and needles for Christmas (or Hunakah for those Jewish people)
48. Tell him he broke a nail... again
49. When he cooks something ask him if its still alive
50. Ask him if he's a virgin--
51. --ask him why
52. Keep rambling on about something.
53. Steal his headband
54. Ask him how he scratched his headband
55. Try and get 'Butterfly' stuck in his head
56. Ask Itachi, "Why do you get a konoha symbol on your headband and Kisame gets these four lines?"
57. Scream at the top of your lungs and say you saw an ant
58. Ask him if he works with Satan
59. Sing 'Dream a Dream' over and over again
60. Start a rumor about him and Sakura


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Monday, November 20, 2006


   Arigatou Alka-Seltzer!

I am ready to go today! CHA! Thank Naruto for alka-seltzer! and yes.... i'm a little naruto crazy..... but mostly gaara crazy..... GO PANDA-CHAN!! ^_^ anyhoo. i kno how much u guys luv my crazy ADD stories so here's another i cooked up while i was intoxicated with meds...... NO I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT!! HOW DARE U ACCUSE ME!!! *pouts* anyhoo. so..... here we go!! ONWARD TO KONOHA!!!

The Legend of a Thousand Kakashis

Long ago, in a village called Konoha, there once was only one Kakashi. He was a perverted jounin that, when he wasn't on missions, he would read his beloved books, Icha Icha Paradise, written by his favorite writer, Jiraiya. (better known as the *cough* pervy sage *cough*) anyway, one day, Kakashi was out in the forest, reading his book. He came across a hidden cave in which he ventured into. He came across a ginormous statue. What it looked like, I dont know, so your gonna have to ask Kakashi for that cuz he wouldn't tell me. Anyhoo, he walked up to the statue and, as cruel and heartbreaking as it seems, he laid down his book so he could climb up the statue to get a better look at it. The book got sad. He had never been apart from Kakashi. In the book's mind, he was plotting revenge. While Kakashi was looking at the statue, it began to glow pink. He fell onto the ground and stare at the spirit that had come out of the statue. "Who are you?" Kakashi asked in amazement. "I am Sakura! CHA! How dare you come in here bringing your perverted book!" the spirit said. (no flaming plz. cuz i will get really sad if u do and i will delete my otaku and u will never see me again TT__TT) Sakura the spirit attacked Kakashi, but was stopped. Cuz the book Kakashi put down sprouted legs and arms and was now fighting with kunai. "Dont hurt him!" yelled the book. Sakura got so freaked out that she disappeared. "Thanks, Icha Icha Paradise." said Kakashi. The book turned on him with the kunai. "Dont give me that Kakashi!" it started crying. "For your betrayal to all that is perverted, I shall place a curse on you!!" the book made random hand signs, "A Thousand Kakashis No Jutsu!" it yelled. Soon a thousand Kakashis appeared. Kakashi was astonished and a little afraid, but soon he got better and a evil idea hatched in his mind. He was gonna take over the world with his perverted mind and his collection of Icha Icha Paradise books. Soon enough, he took over the world and everyone turned into perverts. And that is what would happen if there were a thousand Kakashis. And if you flame this story I will get very sad. T^T

Comment plz. and dont forget to pm me! ^_^

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Sunday, November 19, 2006


   hey all

i'm sick as hell and i'm bored. if ya'll want to pm me go on ahead. the comp is making me feel better. so yeah.

heres another story....

A Day in the Life of Gaara, Lord of the Pandas!!

Gaara was a lonely boy. He never hda friends, his brother and sister were all he had. At least until they were taken away by the evil monkey ppl. So Gaara was all alone. He was raised by pandas since they found him when he was 5. Well, actually they were gonna eat him, but the current ruler of the pandas said no said no gaara for pandas. That was the day the pandas became vegetarians. Anyhoo, the pandas' leader became sick and died, but not before he announced his successor which is in fact gaara. So Gaara became the lord of the pandas!! Well, when he had reached his 16th b-day, he met a really pretty girl (me) he fell in love but was self-conscious that she didn't like pandas. Well, one day, the girl dropped he notebook and he, wanting to give it back to her, took it. But in the act, it fell open. The entire inside was full of pandas! He ran over to the girl and gave her back the notebook. He asked her out and she immediately said yes. Well, it was becuz he looked like a panda cuz of the excessant eyeliner he used. They dated for 5 years. Every day she called him panda-chan and everyday date he would give her a panda plushie! They eventually got married and had 2 kids. So Gaara, lord of the pandas, lived happily ever after.

(author's note: yes i'm crazy. wut of it. i'm sick so i needed to cheer myself up. but me and gaara r a cute couple and if u dont think so then gaara will use his sand burial on u. XP well comment and pm me. ^_^)

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Saturday, November 18, 2006


   Hey all!

Here is a short story called....

The Legend of the Lost Bamboo Spirits

Once upon a really awesomely awesome day (better than once upon a time huh?) there lived some really cute and fuzzy wuzzy pandas. They liked to eat bamboo. But the bamboo spirits didn't like the pandas eating them. So, they ambushed Kakashi-sensei and made a deal where he would teach them kung fu and they would in turn, give him the newest edition to Icha Icha Paradise. With stars in his eyes, Kakashi-sensei agreed. When all of the spirits learned kung fu and got their black belts, they waged a kung fu war with the pandas. The pandas were sorely beaten. They cried to their ruler King Gaara and he fought along side the pandas. In the end, the bamboo lost and the pandas were free to eat once more. But King Gaara had a soft spot for the bamboo spirits so he used a spirit transfer jutsu on the bamboo and transferred their spirits into the grass. But King Gaara forgot that goats like to eat grass. The goats came upon them quick as lightening. The bamboo spirits called their ruler King Naruto but the King ignored their pleas. Because as always, King Sasuke, king of the dance (XD can't believe it huh? but he is king of the dance!!) was screwing King Naruto senseless. And so the fall of the bamboo empire had occurred, King Gaara's pandas ate endlessly of the bamboo, and Naruto and Sasuke had great sex! (XD lol) And that children, is The Legend of the Lost Bamboo Spirits.

Well, how did ya'll like it? it was just sum random idea i thought of. and i didn't have a new installment of Fire and Ice so this is just as good, ne? *gets pelted with rocks, empty soda cans, a piece of key lime pie, and the.... 4th dvd for loveless?* YESH! nah. kidding. i dont think that came out yet..... Anyhoo. Comment!! and pm me of course. ^_^

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Friday, November 17, 2006


   Hey all!

Thanks to all that commented and pm me yesterday! I feel much better today! ^_^ Love you all!
ok so I kno how much u all hate me for postponing the story but geometry threw a project on me that past week so I didn't get the chance to make sumthin up. so dont blame me. blame geometry!! WOOO!! GEOMETRY MUST DIE!!! ok. well. other note is! I HAVE A WEEK OFF OF SKL!!! WOOOOOO!!!
now that thats out of the way. Here is the newest entry of Fire and Ice. O and if ya'll want to pm me go ahead but DONT FORGET TO COMMENT!!!!

Fire and Ice (part 3)

I led him to the park that was only a few blocks away from my house. At the park, there was a playground. It had a small slide, monkey bars, and a pair of swings. The rest of the park contained a few picnic tables and benches. I continued walking across the grass towards a clump of pine trees. I looked at Riven’s face and almost smiled again when I saw his puzzled look.
“Almost there,” I reassured him. He seemed to relax a little when I said that.
We came upon a clearing in the midst of a forest made up of many evergreen trees. It was a small clearing that harbored a small area of (flower name). I looked at Riven and began laughing at his awed expression.
“What’s so funny?” he asked.
“I never saw anyone with such a cute expression like that.”
“Cute?” he smirked a little.
I nodded. “You looked cute when you saw this place.”
He moved closer to me and smiled, “Thank you. Now I’ll return the compliment and say that you looked cute when you laughed.”
I blushed at this.
“Me? You’re lying,” I frowned.
“You are.”
I looked away and towards the flowers. I walked forwards and kneeled down in front of the flower patch.
“Do you want to know why I brought you here?” I asked.
“Why did you?”
“You were the first person to ask about my brother. This place is mine and his. He told me never to tell anyone about this place except for the one person that cares about me. I never had a friend before, and I always wanted to bring someone here after Vincent died.”
He knelt next to me, “Thanks for bringing me here, Talin. And thanks for considering me as a friend.”
I looked at him. He reminded me so much of Vincent. It hurt to think about that. Before I knew it, my face felt wet. Tears had fallen. Riven looked at me sympathetically as he brought his hand up to my face and wiped the tears away.
Shakily, I spoke, “You remind me of him.”
He smiled at me again. I don’t know why but the next thing I knew, I lunged towards him, wrapping my arms around his waist and burying my face in his shirt. We both fell over, me lying on top of him. I started to cry. I felt his hand on my head and his arm around my waist. It felt strange to be in that position. I only knew Riven for a day, but I already felt so close to him. My crying eventually turned into soft sobs which became silent as I fell into the darkness of sleep. I don’t know why I did, but all I know is that I felt so comfortable in his arms.
~***~
Talin led me down the street and into the park. It was deserted. Nothing but some swings, a slide, monkey bars, picnic tables, and benches were seen. She kept walking towards a forest of evergreens. I was puzzled by this.
“Almost there,” I heard her say.
We passed through the thicket of trees and emerged into the clearing. The first thing that I saw and what completely awed me was a patch of beautiful flowers. They weren’t wild I would tell. Someone must have come here frequently to tend to them.
All of a sudden, I heard laughter. I looked at Talin quizzically. “What’s so funny?”
“I never saw anyone with such a cute expression like that.”
“Cute?” I asked, feeling a slight blush creep onto my cheeks.
She nodded. “You looked so cute when you saw this place.”
I inched closer to her and said, “Thank you. Now I’ll return the compliment and say that you looked cute when you laughed.”
She blushed, “Me? You’re lying.” She frowned.
“You are.”
She looked away and walked towards the flowers. She kneeled down in front of the patch.
“Do you want to know why I brought you here?” she asked.
“Why did you?”
“You were the first person to ask about my brother. This place is mine and his. He told me never to tell anyone about this place except for the one person that cares about me. I never had a friend before, and I always wanted to bring someone here after Vincent died.”
Without thinking, I knelt beside her and said, “Thanks for bringing me here, Talin. And thanks for considering me as a friend.”
She looked at me, seemingly deep in thought. Her fiery eyes welled up with tears and spilled onto her face. I looked at her sympathetically as I wiped the tears from her face.
“You remind me of him,” She said shakily.
I smiled at her. The next thing I knew, Talin had thrown herself towards me and wrapped her arms around my torso. She buried her face into my shirt and I felt the wetness of her tears being soaked into my shirt. I fell backwards onto the ground, lying on my back while she was lying on top of me. She started to cry harder, and by instinct I wrapped an arm around her waist and placed on other hand behind her head. Her crying eventually turned into sobs, and soon the sobs ceased, replaced by her soft breathing. Her breathing told me she was asleep.
I looked at her. I smiled, seeing her curled up, resting her head on my chest. I didn’t want to wake her, so I stayed that way for a long time. This position was uncomfortable. Actually, I felt really relaxed. Talin shifted herself so she was on one side of me and snuggled herself between one of my arms and my waist. I still kept my arm around her waist and my hand behind her head. I looked up at the sky and watched the clouds pass by. Soon, I was beginning to doze off. I closed my eyes for only a moment, but they never reopened as I fell asleep.

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Thursday, November 16, 2006


November 16

I'm gonna tell u guys sumthin i dont normally tell ppl. Today is a very special day to me. It's my brothers birthday. He died March 2, 2003 and this is his birthday. Thats also why everyday for the past week I've been wearing black and going super emo. I also painted my nails black for the occasion even though i dont normally. This other girl had the same birthday today and everyone kept saying happy birthday to her. it made me feel sad. Everyone would say happy birthday to her and not even my own family would sing happy birthday to my brother. So I was the only one to even say happy birthday to him. My little brother was named Scott. He had a disease called muscular dystrophy. And so his heart gave out when he was seven years old. I have a big sister complex where I'm over protective so it really hit me hard. All I have left of him is his teddy bear named Cuddly (u might have heard that before) and I sleep with it every night. I remember promising my brother that I would become a doctor and help children and possibly help with the research for a cure for muscular dystrophy. I promised him that I would cure his disease but then he died. So now I'm trying hard to get good grades and become a doctor like I promised. I just wanted to let this all out. If you read this all the way through thank you and ur a really good friend.

I wish I could hug you all in person! ^_^
well I'll post sumthin a little more upbeat tomorrow. Pm me if u guys want I'll be on most of the time. ^_^

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Tuesday, November 14, 2006


*snore*

hehe. i fell asleep twice during skl. well i was half asleep and then when one of my friends said hey and i jolted up. man. i hate skl. ok nothin new. no story cuz i didn't get more than 3 sentences down and i dont have any poems so if u want to PM me go on ahead. i'm absolutely free!!!!

byes!!

~TearlessGreyEyes (or known by my friends...... insane maniac of animerica! my name backwards sounds like asylum.... DONT MOCK ME!! o yeah this is the byebye thingy... so.... byebye!!)

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Monday, November 13, 2006


   OKAY PPL!

i feel so sad! did any of u read part 2 to my story? cuz i'm not posting part 3 till u guys comment on there more. if its not on this screen head to my archives! cuz it was a really good chapter. not as good as this one i'm working on but its pretty good. SO PLZ COMMENT!! i dont care if u absolutely hate it! *falls on knees and grabs ur leg begging like* PLZ COMMENT!!

*stands up and brushes self off* ok. now that thats out of the way. this week is going to suck. i can already feel it. this thursday is a happy day yet a very sad one at that. but my parents are too involved in their own stuff to even remember it. i dont have a place to tell them. they have to REMEMBER IT!

well. thats all for today. ^_^ sayonara!

o and i retook this quiz with my real name! i like these results better!

How would your anime family look like? (pics) by Princess Sakura
Name/ Usersname:
B-Day:
Favorite Color:
You:
Father:
Mother:
Brother:
Sister:




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