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Saturday, November 18, 2006


   Hey all!
Here is a short story called....

The Legend of the Lost Bamboo Spirits

Once upon a really awesomely awesome day (better than once upon a time huh?) there lived some really cute and fuzzy wuzzy pandas. They liked to eat bamboo. But the bamboo spirits didn't like the pandas eating them. So, they ambushed Kakashi-sensei and made a deal where he would teach them kung fu and they would in turn, give him the newest edition to Icha Icha Paradise. With stars in his eyes, Kakashi-sensei agreed. When all of the spirits learned kung fu and got their black belts, they waged a kung fu war with the pandas. The pandas were sorely beaten. They cried to their ruler King Gaara and he fought along side the pandas. In the end, the bamboo lost and the pandas were free to eat once more. But King Gaara had a soft spot for the bamboo spirits so he used a spirit transfer jutsu on the bamboo and transferred their spirits into the grass. But King Gaara forgot that goats like to eat grass. The goats came upon them quick as lightening. The bamboo spirits called their ruler King Naruto but the King ignored their pleas. Because as always, King Sasuke, king of the dance (XD can't believe it huh? but he is king of the dance!!) was screwing King Naruto senseless. And so the fall of the bamboo empire had occurred, King Gaara's pandas ate endlessly of the bamboo, and Naruto and Sasuke had great sex! (XD lol) And that children, is The Legend of the Lost Bamboo Spirits.

Well, how did ya'll like it? it was just sum random idea i thought of. and i didn't have a new installment of Fire and Ice so this is just as good, ne? *gets pelted with rocks, empty soda cans, a piece of key lime pie, and the.... 4th dvd for loveless?* YESH! nah. kidding. i dont think that came out yet..... Anyhoo. Comment!! and pm me of course. ^_^

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