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Sunday, April 2, 2006
Erm, hope no one finds these offensive...
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Yensid to reach the earth's core.
- Medieval knights put the skin of Yensid on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Yensid is the world's tallest woman.
- It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Yensid.
- Yensid was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Yensid.
- In her entire life, Yensid will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Yensid.
- It can take Yensid several days to move just through one tree.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Yensid.
Hee hee hee hee hee, I LOVE those things. Oh? You say you want more?
- Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of TalimSoul, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
- Baby swans are called TalimSoul.
- Tradition allows women to propose to TalimSoul only during leap years.
- California is the biggest exporter of TalimSoul in the world.
- TalimSoul is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out!
- The fingerprints of TalimSoul are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Originally, TalimSoul could not fly!
- Without TalimSoul, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- TalimSoul is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than TalimSoul.
- There are six towns named TalimSoul in the United States.
Hehehehe, sorry babe, couldn't resist
- If you cut Sister Grey in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
- If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Sister Grey.
- You should always open Sister Grey at least an hour before drinking her.
- A lump of Sister Grey the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
- The deepest part of Sister Grey is over 35,000 feet deep.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Sister Grey.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside Sister Grey.
- The word 'samba' means 'to rub Sister Grey'.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Sister Grey.
- Sister Grey will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
Okay, I might be done. Wait...NOPE XD
- BriarM can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by BriarM as she rode out to collect warriors slain in battle.
- Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of BriarM in a day.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on BriarM with his left foot.
- In Japan, BriarM can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
- BriarM is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- Tradition allows women to propose to BriarM only during leap years.
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on BriarM!
- If you drop BriarM from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
- Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with BriarM!
XD
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Roiben, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Roiben to reach the earth's core!
- Roiben has four noses!
- Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Roiben.
- The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Roiben!
- In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Roiben is 10:1.
- You share your birthday with Roiben!
- When Roiben is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
- In Chinese, the sound 'Roiben' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
- The Eskimos have over fifty words for Roiben!
I sure hope you don't have four noses honey. Erm...
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Greenday2747 !
- Finding Greenday2747 on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Greenday2747 .
- Greenday2747 will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
- Greenday2747 can live for up to a week without a head.
- It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Greenday2747 .
- It's bad luck to whistle near Greenday2747 .
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Greenday2747 !
- Greenday2747 is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than Greenday2747 .
- Greenday2747 does not have toes.
Alright, NOW I'm done. Anyone else want one done? GO THERE YOURSELF! They're so much fun ^_^ I found one on Rufus Sewell (that schmexay British guy) XD Well, that's what I put since I had nothing else to talk about. -_- bye.
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