Wednesday, September 26, 2007

   Schnit. o.o
Okay. Maybe over-reading some slightly odd behavioral patterns, but:

I think a guy in my school may have a crush on me. o.o

But as I mentioned, I might be over-reading things here. But this guy is behaving weirdly, even for a hormonal 18-year-old male. But you tell me.

Anyways, this guy keeps staring at me. I've slowly started to notice, that he stares at me. Alot. In the cafeteria, he even goes so far as to sit sideways in his chair and stares at my direction everytime I've seen him. Also, once at the coat racks, when I was putting on my coat, he started walking towards me, stopped about 5 feet to my left, stood there like an idiot, fidgeting and smiling weirdly for a few seconds and then announced his friend (my ex-classmate) that "I can't do it, man!" and went to open the schooldoors for some people, then he returned to his friend.

My initial thought was "Hoookay... Weird candy-assed pansy..." because he had this two-tone hairdo-thing going on. And I find that incredibly girly (sorry for any guys with two-tone-hairdo!).

But let's see. If he wants to play a prank on me, I'll break his back and use his spine to hammer his head in. Which would be incredibly easy.

Now, if he really does have a crush on me, I'll end up breaking the poor bastard's balls with my bare hands. I ain't looking for a relationship, I ain't gonna date anyone, I just wanna finish my school and move out.

Damn, I really hope he's just trying to play an immature wordplay prank on me. Then it'd be open season for idiots.
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