Tuesday, October 14, 2003

quotes

There are a few quotes from OtakuBoards that have just really made me smile. Or laugh hysterically, whichever. Some of them I considered momentous enough to copy into a text file ... so I thought that I would reproduce those quotes for you here. You may not appreciate all of them as I do; that is all right. My sense of humor ... is my own. (Plus, some of them are much better in the context of the thread they were in :-P.)

Oh, one background thing for those of you who don't go to OB: RPGs are basically a collaborative writing effort, in which each participant can choose a character and everybody posts their own little sections of a story. Some of these are RPG-based quotes.

In an RPG:
____, please watch your spelling and grammar, and the fact that you sometimes call yourself "Ryu" by accident. --Wondershot

I hate stupid people ... and they are EVERYWHERE. -- Drix D'Zanth

In the rap battle thread:
Iambic pentameter is so icy in my hands -- Mitch

Sometimes I wonder if these newbies are really just banging their head against the keyboard and keep on getting lucky. -- Chaos (signature)

In a "wanna be my friend?" spam thread:
And besides, all the cool kids with plenty of friends are reading the rules. -- Charles

On "playing mod":
I was going to say something terra, but I knew that I would have been told not to do so. -- name removed, and yes, this was the entire post

In an RPG where you can play as a moderator:
Zoey said to herself as she was reading the start of a thread intiltled: Sailoor Miniii Mooon is the coolest! Out of the kindness of her heart she decided to read what crap this idiot had posted. It only got worst...."What are you talking about?!?!? Mercury is the best!" Not uh!" Yes huh!" Not uh!". This s**t was folled by loads of complete spam with about every other word mispelled. -- name removed

In a thread titled, "Do you ever see something that isn't really there?":
I've seen banned members ... I see them several times, and they always give me a chill down my spine (except in the YYH forum). -- AzureWolf

I welcome your additions, if you have any.

(edit) Oh, and I suppose I should make this clear: those posts that owe their humor to some slight mistakes or something -- I'm not judging the one who posted them. We all make mistakes. :)
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