Friday, February 17, 2006

boom boom boom

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Thursday, January 26, 2006

True story

What is a good quote for you? by grlinterupted
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Say what??	"sigh"
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Saturday, January 21, 2006

the hardest language??

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

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the hardest language??

English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical
structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self
rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!

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Friday, January 20, 2006

who are we to determine what sanity really is...what if we are the ones who have the disfunction yet we do not understand because it has effected everyone...just thinking

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up."

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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car.

Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer.

He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams."

Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

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Monday, January 9, 2006

when we think we are beaten...we will find true salvation...

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around and around and around they go....where they die...i will know...thats just strange

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Friday, January 6, 2006

   a little late...but who cares...

Down in the workshop, all the elves were making toys...

For the good gentle girls, and the good gentle boys...

When the boss busted in... nearly scared them half to death...

Had a rifle in his hands...and cheap whiskey on his breath...

From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo, like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, yuletide rambo

And he smiled as he said...with a twinkle his hes eye...

Merry christmas to all, now your all gonna die!

The night santa went crazy, the night st. nick went insane,
realized hed been getten a raw deal, something must have finaly snaped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now...he decided to bomb it...

Everywhere youll find pieces of cupid and comet...

And he tied up his helpers...and he held the elves hostage...

And he ground up poor rudolph into raindeer sausage...

He got dancer and prancer, with an old german luger

And he slashed up dasher just like freddy kruger...

And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbqued blitzen...

And he took a big bite and said it tastes just like chicken...

The night santa went crazy, the night kris kringle went nuts, now ya cant hardly walk around the north pole...without stepping in raindeer guts

Theres the national guard and the fbi...theres a van from the eyewitness news...

And helicopters circlen round in the sky...

And and bullets are flying and the body counts rising and everyones dieing to know...

Oh santa why....mymymymymy he used to be such a funny guy

Yes virgina now santas doing time...

In a federal prision...for his infamous crimes...

Hey little friend now, dont you cry no more tears...

He'll be out with good behavior...

IN 700 MORE YEARS!

But now vixins in therapy and doners still nervious...

And the elves all got jobs...worken for the postal service....

And they say mrs claus...

Shes in the phone every night....with her lawyer

Negotiating the movie rights!

Theyre talken bout...

The night santa went crazy...the night st nicholas fliped....broke his back for some...milk and cookies...sounds to me like he was tired of getten jiped

The night santa went crazy...the night st nick went insane realized he been getten a raw deal...something must have finally snaped in his brain

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