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Friday, January 6, 2006
a little late...but who cares...
Down in the workshop, all the elves were making toys...
For the good gentle girls, and the good gentle boys...
When the boss busted in... nearly scared them half to death...
Had a rifle in his hands...and cheap whiskey on his breath...
From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo, like a big, fat, drunk, disgruntled, yuletide rambo
And he smiled as he said...with a twinkle his hes eye...
Merry christmas to all, now your all gonna die!
The night santa went crazy, the night st. nick went insane,
realized hed been getten a raw deal, something must have finaly snaped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now...he decided to bomb it...
Everywhere youll find pieces of cupid and comet...
And he tied up his helpers...and he held the elves hostage...
And he ground up poor rudolph into raindeer sausage...
He got dancer and prancer, with an old german luger
And he slashed up dasher just like freddy kruger...
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbqued blitzen...
And he took a big bite and said it tastes just like chicken...
The night santa went crazy, the night kris kringle went nuts, now ya cant hardly walk around the north pole...without stepping in raindeer guts
Theres the national guard and the fbi...theres a van from the eyewitness news...
And helicopters circlen round in the sky...
And and bullets are flying and the body counts rising and everyones dieing to know...
Oh santa why....mymymymymy he used to be such a funny guy
Yes virgina now santas doing time...
In a federal prision...for his infamous crimes...
Hey little friend now, dont you cry no more tears...
He'll be out with good behavior...
IN 700 MORE YEARS!
But now vixins in therapy and doners still nervious...
And the elves all got jobs...worken for the postal service....
And they say mrs claus...
Shes in the phone every night....with her lawyer
Negotiating the movie rights!
Theyre talken bout...
The night santa went crazy...the night st nicholas fliped....broke his back for some...milk and cookies...sounds to me like he was tired of getten jiped
The night santa went crazy...the night st nick went insane realized he been getten a raw deal...something must have finally snaped in his brain
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