Sunday, July 30, 2006

The Ulimate Showdown of Anime Destiny.
It's basically the song from the flash below...but with anime people.

Old Pikachu was hoppin' around, Tokyo City like a big play ground.
When suddnely Sasuke burst from the shade, and hit Pikachu with a ninja blade.
Pikachu got pissed and began to attack, but didn't expect to be blocked by Jack.
Who proceded to open up a can of Jack-Fu. When Aianame came out of the blue,
and she started beating up Jack black & teal. Then they both got flattened by the emo-bile,
but before he could make it back to some dark cave, Astro Boy Jetisoned from his grave,
and made a hypersonic rifle from his techno arm, and blew Sasuke away without causing much harm,
but he ran out of power and he flew away, 'cause a giant gundam came to save the day.

Chorus

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Anime Destiny.
Long legs, short skirts, and huge hair, as far as the eye can see.
But only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Anime Destiny.

Pikachu shot a bolt at the Gundam guy, who's arm blasted off, and made him cry.
Then Jack came back covered with dark black. Then Saiyaman jumped out and landed on his back.
And Sasuke was injured and tryin' to get steady, when Astro Boy came back armed with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped, Seshomaru-sama took him out with his whip.
Then he saw Pikachu sneaking up from behind, and he reached for his sword, which he just couldn't find,
'cause Sasuke stole it with the seals on his fist, so Saiyaman came over and slapped him on the wrist.
Then he jumped in the air and he did a summer sault, while Astro Boy tried to polevault
onto the Gundam man, but the collided in the air. And they both got hit by a panda bear.

Chorus

Cherry blossoms fluttered, and angels sang, in through the fog, came Roy Mustang.
Who snapped his fingers, with such drama, that it blew off the head of Seshomaru-sama.
Who collapsed to the ground, and fangirls did wail, while Sasuke formed a jutsu, that just couldn't fail.
But Roy saw through this risky decision, and incinerated him, with deadly precision.

Then Hokage the 3rd and Hokage the 5th,
and Random citizen #48736,
and Ichigo Kurosake, and Aburai Renji,
Cowboy Bebop, and Pretty Girl Sammi,
Mihoshi, Kuabara, Gene Starwind, Female Ranma,
Jin-roh, Yu-Gi-Oh, every Bakazoku memba,
Monkey D. Luffy, Portagus D. Ace,
Sen, Goten, Ten-Ten, and No-Face,
all came out of nowhere with a background flash, and they kicked Roy Mustang and his millitary ass.
It was the flashiest battle that Japan ever saw, with Americans looking on it total awe.
The fight raged on for a century, many pens were borke, but eventually
a champion stood, the rest saw thier better, Hayao Miyazaki in a Totoro sweater.

Chorus

This song in no way reflects my preferences on animes.
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