Thursday, December 27, 2007

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So, I'm back from Florida. Hope everyone had a good holiday. Mine was...uh...well, as long as I was nowhere near the house it was okay. I saw dolphins the first day and a mommy manatee and her baby. I saw dolphins the second day (Chistmas Eve). There were five and one was a baby. I was on the wave-runner so they were really really close. I saw dolphins on Christmas. One jumped right in front of the boat where my brother was sitting. If he had his feet out it would've touched it. I didn't see any yesterday. I saw a manatee though and a bald eagle. I saw osprey everyday. For some reason we don't bring cameras with us anywhere so I don't have any pictures of anything. That's annoying since I repress all my holiday memories.

Let's see, at the house was terrible, but I saw that coming a mile away. The first day there was a huge arguement wih lots of swearing. The second day (Christmas Eve) there were three or four arguements with lots of swearing. Christmas there was maybe three with lots of swearing and a die soon please comment. Yesterday was miserble with the whole day being an arguement, and today was everybody lecture me day. Yeah, I'm exhausted. It's not that we're a bad family, it's that we can't be near each other. They feel that we have to come together for holidays because that's what normal functioning families do. We're not a normal functioning family. We should do everyone in the world a favor and not get together. I could completely go off on them, but I'm not going to. I'm too tired and they already all know that this could've very well been the last Christmas I spend with them. That's what made it berable.

I will say the whole time I was getting lectured the location was to my advantage. We were on the dock and all I did was nod a few times as I was scooping up jellyfish with my hands. I've heard it all before. At least now I'm back. My dogs and my kitty are so happy to see me. My cat hasn't left me alone yet. It'll be a long night.

I'm getting tired and hungry so I'll get on tomorrow. Here's a clippet to...do something.
CLIPPET:
Caleb, Inay, and Flair on Rixari for Caleb's mother's funeral.
Caleb: (in front of the weeping crowd) Hello, I was asked to say a few things about my mother. Before I do, I just want to thank all of you for accepting me back into society. I want to thank you for accepting my friend...(looks at an expectent Inay) friends. (touches the coffin) What can I say about my mother, except.... (starts dancing) Ding dong, the witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch. Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead.
Crowd: (stunned, mouths open)
Caleb: (laughing)
Flair: (covering her face)
Inay: I'm starting to think I might not be crazy.

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This was slightly based off of what my dad might say if his mom were to die. I think they're a little bit better. My rebellious nature brings the family together. And I'll go into these characters next post.

SGAH
FYWR
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