Friday, July 3, 2009

   outydc
Thanks for the comments people. I'm a little tired so don't want to ramble on and on replying. If I'm tired why a happy face and not a question mark one? I'll elaborate.

Wens. I worked out on the factory floor because no way was I filing. I hate that with a passion. So, Wens. was the first day all four of us were working together again. Since there hasn't been any work since the auction we were told to sweep out the loading docks. Loading docks are full of dirt and dead fledgelings. So I went and got rid of the dead birds since everyone else was too grossed out/creeped out. Grow the f*** up you guys. Really. Well, we're leaving dock 3 and I see another fledgeling. Then I notice it watching us, so I jump off the kalamazoo (_{^{the thing we ride on that I got tossed from at 40mph}}) and go to move it from the road. It was a little robin and he bit me. But I'm sitting there picking him up, really carefully since it looked like he crashed hard. I hear screaming behind me so I look over. The daddy robin was attacking the other three. Kurt (the driver) bailed out and ran off. My sister jumped off and ran. Brandon grabbed a broom. And I'm just calmly walking over to the grass to get the bird to safety. I was laughing so hard after I left the bird. And I gues because Kurt was all shook up we right after crashed into a guard rail. I flew into the engine but managed to jump aside before I got burned. Kurt and my sister already got bad burns from the engine and I wasn't about to join them.

Thurs. was the most awesome day ever for two reasons. First, Brandon was gone and we had no work what-so-ever. The three of us just went outside and picked up trash near the propane tanks. Then, adrenaline spike for me. Kurt crashed the kalamazoo into a brink thing. Which was hilarious, but then him and my sister decided to put me on the thing to back it up. So they shift it into reverse since I have no idea which gear is which since they're not labeled and I don't drive a stick. I asked Kurt to double check since he drives the most. So he did, I get on and back it up off the brick. Since I was on the brick and straight I hit the gas. The thing shoots forward and Kurt was still standing there with his hands on the front from pushing it. He didn't move. I don't know why his instinct was to freeze, but it was. Lucky us, I crashed into the sod that he was standing on so I didn't kill him. Bad news, a machine that weights over 1000lbs. is now in sod, and it's starting to rain. And we're technically not supposed to be outside. We put it in neutral and the three of us rocked it out of the sod. Then with some twisting and turning, we got it to were we could drive away. This incident tops the bird one now since I didn't kill Kurt and we didn't get caught.

Thrus. after the sod thing we drove out of dock 1. There was a big open gate leading to one of the main roads. Kurt drove us up but chickened out so we turn around. My sister screams and we see the gate is closing. We flip out and speed back into the factory. The security guards were messing with us. But what really made Thurs. awesome was what happened at lunch. After weeks of trying to explain, I finally pull out a calander and point out my leaving date to my dad. He spazzed and went to my supervisor's supervisor and said I just gave notice. Yep, the 16^th is my last day.

Today I worked a half day with just my sister. Well, there was no work so we literally stood around until about 10:45 when our supervisor said we could leave. We were supposed to leave at 11:30. We still get paid for 11:30. I had to drive the kalamazoo. We almost got hit by a picinic table on a fork lift. My sister found a bumper sticker in this area we're not supposed to be in. We taped that on the front. She sent a picture to Kurt and it made his day. See, the bumper sticker was one about marriage being between a guy and girl. Now, I'm not religious but I do believe that. Marriage is about exclusive breeding and gay people can't do that. They can get all the same rights married people do, I don't care about that. But marriage is about breeding. Married couples who don't breed aren't really married. So, Brandon is a flammer and says he's engaged, which I'm confused about because you can't get married in this state and this is where they plan on living. I don't get it, but anyway, he calls his boyfriend his fiance and all that stuff. So we put that sticker on to see how long it takes for him to notice it. If you think I'm being intolerante, well, you haven't had this guy following you around for two months.

And that's it for me. Some fun at work, but mostly I was very very annoyed. I leave that part out. Oh yeah, we drove through a lot of caution tape too. Fun stuff. Two week notice, I'm happy. And to make things more awesome, Migaloo was spotted. They say he'll be going by Cape Byron any day. I wish he'd go by when I was there but it's still awesome.
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