Wednesday, October 5, 2005

I DID warn her...
I told Sarah that if she kept ignoring me that I WOULD do something stupid to get her attention, and she ignored me...
so I took off her socks, put them on my hands, and started making stupid sock puppet jokes...
That (finally!) got her attention...
Then she discovered the AMNESIA DUST that is really gunpowder...
stuff went boom...

That's all I had to say, so let's all make fun of the Code Lyoko commercial (if you've seen it then you know what I'm talking about)

I'm off to go poke the monkey...
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005

I have a cow in a hat
...I've been poofed to Mars...
Could someone get me an oxygen tank?

In other news, Sarah (Shippo will rule) has decided that she doesn't exist. I've tried to convince her to log on anyway, but she's constantly asleep and as such the only word I can get out of her is "ramen"
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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Playing with anagrams...
Inuyasha
is...
A Hun I say!

Also, why is there a question mark at the end of this sentence?
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Friday, September 9, 2005

Random weirdness...
So... metal-inuyasha proclaimed me the King of Alaska...
I heard lordsesshomaru is planning to take over the world with AMNESIA DUST - I'm getting a Big O flashback...
Also, I know how to make an origami Pac-Man.
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Thursday, September 8, 2005

Mark and the Magic Socks
To Bigfoot and Nessie,
For always staying out of focus.

Mark got a pair of magic socks for Christmas. They could dance, sing, ahnd make Hamburger Helper. Mark loved his socks so much that he never took them off, except when they were dancing or making Hamburger Helper.
One day, while the socks were making Hamburger Helper, Mark had to go to the bathroom. While he was gone, Mark's dog Meatloaf found the socks and put one on his nose and the other on his tail. Mark chased Meatloaf around the house all day, and finally caught up with him outside.
After running around all day, Mark fell asleep with his socks and Meatloaf in the doghouse.
During the night, a pair of squirrels snuck into the doghouse and stole the socks, putting them on their tails. When the squirrels were halfway back to their tree, the socks woke up and started to sing for help. This woke up the grouchy old skunk who lived by the tree. He couldn't stand the singing, and sprayed the socks until the squirrels dropped them and they stopped singing.
The next day Mark found his socks and took them inside. They tried dancing, but couldn't stay on their feet. They tried singing, but their breath stank. Then they tried making Hamburger Helper. They finished it, and then fell in out of exhaustion.
Dinner was served, and it tasted horrible. When they were finished, Mark's older brother Sasquatch found the magic socks and put them on his feet.
They could no longer dance, sing, or make Hamburger Helper, so Mark didn't know that they were his socks. When he went to bed, Sasquatch put the socks in with his dirty laundry and ran the washing machine.
In the morning Mark heard singing coming from the dryer. He opened it up, and there were his socks, as good as new, dancing and singing on Sasquatch's favorite shirt.
They had Hamburger Helper for dinner that night to celebrate, and it tasted great!

THE END
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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Bored...
Nothing much happened today, so I'll talk about something else...
Let's see... last year, at about this time, I had to write a kids story for creative writing...
It was called, "Mark and the Magic Socks"
You see, Mark had a pair of magic socks... They could sing, dance, and make Hamburger Helper...

If anyone wants to read it, I can post the whole thing...
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Tuesday, September 6, 2005

Another long post coming up
Well, I had a nice long weekend, although for me it's not going to be over until noon today...
Anyway, on Friday I went to the library to do some research for my paper on Japanese history...
There wasn't much there...
Thank god for the internet... and the thousands of books on all sorts of things in my basement.
Then, I went and joined a new D&D game... my new character is a lizard/amazon/ranger/druid/necromancer (our DM changed the races to fit the storyline, but that's it)
Then, on Saturday, I went to a Japanese festival. That was fun, especially watching the Kendo demonstration. Then, like the rest of you guys, I watched Inuyasha. And the Cowboy Beebop movie.
On Sunday I slept till 7:00.
In the evening. And then I read till midnight.
And I read all yesterday, too.
Without any good new games coming out I'm quickly reverting to the bibliophile I was before I discovered Zelda and Final Fantasy.
Again, thank god for the internet or I wouldn't even bother coming out of my room to get something to eat (I'm eating as I'm typing this).
Well anyway, that was my weekend...
How was yours?
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Thursday, September 1, 2005

YAY!
It's 5:00, and I have a four day weekend starting... about an hour ago (and even when I do have school I don't have to wake up til noon).
And, as always, I have no homework.

So... how's everyone else (with only a few exceptions, all of my friends who updated this week had bad news).
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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Argh!
Does anyone know where I can find R.O.D the TV on DVD? I've looked just about everywhere and they've either never heard of it or they're sold out. I'd buy it online but my computer has a virus on it so I can't trust it enough to do any online shopping.

On another note, I recently found out that the duckfish is a real animal.
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Sunday, August 21, 2005

It's gonna be a long post...
So, on Friday in class we had a heated debate about cheese - not kidding - which lasted until we all agreed that ramen tastes good with hot sauce - also not kidding.
Today, Sarah broke her record for the longest time she's stayed asleep - it's now at 21 hours. And this is AFTER a week of going to bed the instant she gets home from school...
Come to think of it, in the last couple months I haven't seen her awake for more than 30 minutes at a time, and that's only during Inuyasha. I can only assume that she's awake at school, though I don't really have any reason to believe that either.
On another note, has anyone else seen Last Exile? It's usually on right about now, but I think it's only going to be on weekdays from now on. I miss R.O.D...
Also, I absolutly LOVE the fact that I'm not going to have any homework this semester.
Incedently, cheese is good. Anyone who thinks otherwise should be mobbed by an angry, um, mob.
Okay, I'm done ranting for now.
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